I glided down the sidewalk, stopping at the corner to check for traffic, before riding down the ramp and onto the street. The low, familiar rumble of the engine growling gave me a satisfying feeling of going home. There was no need for the GPS at this point since I basically knew my way to the Interstate. It was already over 90 degrees, I was sweating profusely while I made my way through the stoplights to the freeway.
I merged onto their freeway branch of I-90, once you get up to speed, the heat isn't so bad at all. Before the Rapid City branch merges onto I-90, it turns into another on-ramp, turning sharply after crossing over the main road. I was so happy about moving quickly that I didn't notice how sharp and fast this curve was coming up until just before I hit it. I made a quick brake to reduce my speed and pulled out of the corner without any problems, but I was slightly shaken at the way it came up so quickly without warning.
Getting onto the Interstate was simple, there was very little traffic and everyone was holding a reasonable pace. I passed so many riders that I had to stop waving to the ones heading eastbound so that I could give my left arm a rest. I was glad that I decided to take my open face helmet on this trip, the added airflow was pleasant in the heat. With beautiful red dirt to my right and the pine covered black hills on my left I rode through Sturgis and Spearfish to my exit on US 85. I could tell immediately that I was going to enjoy this route more than the interstate. The highway sprawled out over miles of plains where I could ride easy with little to no traffic.
As I approached Belle Fourche, the hideously mis-pronounced center of the United States, I decided I would pull over to take off my long sleeve shirt. This has become my favored way to ride any time the temperature exceeds 85 degrees. Anyone who has talked to me about riding knows how important good gear is to me, but riding with bare arms is a calculated risk I am willing to take in extreme heat. I tried riding in shorts once on a trip to the grocery store, but I felt too exposed to try it again. I've always felt that shorts are particularly stupid on a motorcycle since the chances of a bee flying in are very high and aside from that your legs and feet are always the first part to hit and they are usually hit the hardest of all when you crash.
I pulled into a parking lot in front of an auto-parts store. Since my shirt was under my vest and my vest contained my pistol, I had to be careful when removing it so as to not show my secret to the world. I usually don't have problems with sunburns, but I decided to put some on anyway since the sun was intense and I didn't have much time to stop if I started to burn.
Here I am at about mid-day in front of the auto-part's store. This is the last picture I took of myself on the trip.
Here is a nice picture of the bike in the sun. Notice the helmet resting on the license plate on the back where I normally keep it. I got on and was ready to ride off before I realized that I forgot to put it on. I was too busy focusing on charging my ipod and getting comfortable.
There were some detour signs indicating that there was construction ahead and possible delays of up to 30 minutes on my current road. I guessed that since it was the weekend any construction would be on hold or at least lightened and that traffic wouldn't be too backed up. I could have left highway 212 in favor of highway 24, which would connect with highway 112 and then reconnect with highway 112 beyond the construction. I chose to move forward along the planned route and after about 10 miles (right at the border of Wyoming) I was finally stopped to wait for the pilot vehicle to guide us.
I was third in line at the stop, where they had road crews handing out fliers and maps to show people the detour I described above. I asked them how much more time it takes on that route, which they indicated was about 30 minutes more. I decided to stick with my initial decision since the time would be about the same, but this route would give me some time to rest.
Enjoying some beef jerky and lemonade I took the time to stretch out and relax as much as possible. I applied more sunblock and just as I finished that, I could see the oncoming traffic and our pilot car arriving, it wasn't even a 10 minute delay. Packing everything away, I got on and started my bike, after the traffic cleared and the pilot car turned around, we were off and running again.
The pace was too slow to keep me sufficiently cool, but better than standing still. We never had to come to a complete stop, but there were several points in which we slowed down to a crawl to get around some large machinery. I was impressed with the way that Wyoming was handling their repairs, instead of spreading out several small crews, they had one large workforce. This reminded me of a trip to Reno and back that Brandy and I took a few years before, highway 89 in California had approximately 9 different road crews working on various portions of the highway. I was glad that this was not the case here.
Once we cleared the construction, I had the pleasure of riding on brand new roadways. They were all concrete instead of asphalt, I'm not sure if this is for cost savings, durability or some other reason, but I would guess that asphalt doesn't hold up well in the cold and snowy winters of that area since they make most of their roads in this fashion.
As I said before, I was only crossing through about 20 miles of Wyoming with this route. There was not much to make note of. The road showed me a fantastic view of small surrounding mountain ranges. It was a very clear morning and I could see a long way. There were a good deal of cattle ranches, which I could recognize by the fencing and gates, but I didn't see many herds of cattle and only an occasional driveway or house.
Just after getting out of Wyoming, I made my first stop at a small town named Alazda, Montana. It quite literally consisted of one small gas station and convenience store with only two 1970's style gas pumps, the kind with the on/off lever below the nozzle and with nothing more than a readout of gallons and cost. Since I was paying with cash anyway, I wasn't inconvenienced by the lack of ability to pay at the pump.
I bought some cold bottled water and enjoyed the air conditioning while I paid. I was still a little hungry, so I pulled my motorcycle to the side of the building and parked in front of a large round hay bale. I had cellular reception, so I called Brandy while I consumed a peanut butter granola bar and some very cold water.
Here is my motorcycle in front of the large bale, with the fields of Montana in the background.
I was entertained by all of the spots on my windshield made by bugs, despite the fact that I was cleaning my windshield at almost every stop. The picture doesn't show them all well enough, but in the streak of sunshine you can see a representation of the real magnitude.
You can see a lot of gnats on the headlight and turn signal bar, though it also doesn't show the true magnitude.
Alazda actually shows up on Google's Street View feature. If you happen to look it up, you'll see a lone fuel station surrounded by a lot of open dirt. It didn't look quite like that when I was there, but it is a good way to see the seclusion.
I put my button up shirt on underneath my vest because I can see patches of clouds and don't want to expose myself to a pummeling of rain-needles if I hit a patch of precipitation. I have adjusted to the heat enough that I don't feel uncomfortable in the extra layer. To the contrary, because I wasn't moving, putting my arms back in the shade was relieving. Once I got moving again, I felt fairly comfortable in the heat.
I listened to some music again to take a break from the monotony of podcasts. The bright day and beautiful scenery made for excellent listening. I was beginning to feel hungry, so I made plans to stop in Broadus for lunch if I could find a place. When I looked on the map that morning I could see that Broadus was small, but that it was the largest town I would pass through before getting back onto I-90.
As I approached the town, I slowed to a crawl to search for potential signs of restaurants. There was nobody else on the road to get in the way of, so I took my time inspecting each intersection. The buildings were almost all residential with a small gas station that had old timey pumps which were even more old timey than the pumps at the station in Alazda. As the town started to thin out and seemed to come to an end, I began to think that I wouldn't find a place to eat and as the remains of the town fell into my rearview, I gave up entirely. After about half a mile I saw a building on the right that didn't look like much, but as I came closer I saw that it was actually a diner. I pulled in right next to the front door, there were no cars there, and two semi-trucks parked across the street in a parking lot made for them.
Before I went in I took some more Ibuprofen and made sure I was parked in a spot that could be seen easily from a window. Luckily a booth was available at the window right in front of my bike, so I could keep an eye on it while I ate. I made my order and took a trip to the restroom, it was nice to use a facility that wasn't part of a gas station, which meant it was considerably cleaner. I came back out and had a lemonade while I waited for my fish and chips.
There was a TV with local news playing overhead. I thought to myself how I hadn't so much as glanced at a television for more than four days. I stared at the TV to watch, and had a light conversation with the cook/waitress, but in reality I was reflecting on my journey for the first time, until now the trip was a surreal experience, now everything else was like a dream. I felt as though I had been traveling all of my life and that I would do nothing but travel for all eternity. Aside from a voice on the other end of a phone, Brandy, home, my job, all of my things seemed intangible.
The lemonade was a bit sweet, but I felt as though I needed carbohydrates so that I didn't end up with the burning ears brought on by too much water. The Fish and Chips were good, for what I would expect from a land-locked state, I felt like they were exceptional.
Getting back on the road felt like I would have expected, it was hot and dry with a touch of rolling hills. There was a large patch of clouds looming on the horizon ahead of me, I could tell that they were heavy rain clouds and from miles away I could still see an occasional lightning strike. The were definitely situated to the North of the highway, but I did not seem to be moving. I picked up the pace in hopes of getting to the Interstate before the rain got to the highway. I knew that the Interstate would have plenty of overpasses for me to use as shelter while I put on my rain gear, and I also guessed that the highway wouldn't have anything to offer for shelter at all. Lightning was a large part of this concern, but the heavy midwest rainfall was an even bigger one. I knew that getting soaked would probably result in a long stop later, so it was best to have my rain gear on in advance. Riding with my rain gear in this heat, however, was completely out of the question.
As I got closer to my next stop of Lame Deer, it looked as though my estimates of the storm staying to the North of the highway were accurate. I couldn't have been more than a miles south of the storm, but was still in hot, dry sunlight. The hills were starting to get bigger and closer in, but when I passed through wide prairies, the stark contrast of clouds and sun was quite impressive. There didn't seem to be any wind, so the storm was not moving anywhere. At this point I thought it may be possible to ride all the way around the storm before getting onto the Interstate, but being unable to see any end, I knew the chance was small.
I pulled into Lame Deer at about 2:30pm. There were only two roads, but the gas station was off the main highway by half a mile, and there were trees between us, so I went the opposite direction at first, getting a chance to see their huge tribal medical center. I didn't see any signs for a casino, so I'm not sure if this center was paid for by gaming profits or federal grants, but having grown up on and around a lot of reservations, I'm always happier to see tribes providing valuable services to their members instead of wasting it. I do feel like the federal government should stop giving grants to tribes after they reach a certain level of profitability, and I don't much like the super-citizenship that some tribes receive, but overall I'd rather see my income tax buy them a medical clinic than have it handed out as cash, which some tribes do with their grants.
Having corrected my course, I found the gas station/mini-mart, which was apparently the only thing around since it was completely packed. It was very hot out and I didn't mind waiting in a long line at the cash register since the building was well air conditioned. I was definitely the whitest guy there, which is an odd thing to happen to me, I'm by no means dark, but I'm certainly not very fair skinned either. I felt as though some of the other patrons noticed this and it could have been my imagination, but it was a small town and everyone seemed to know each other by name, I guessed that traveling strangers of the paler variety weren't common here. Looking back over it, I could also assume that they may have had unfavorable experiences with the type of motorcycle travelers who came through on their way to or from a large rally. I wouldn't blame them for their apprehension if that was the case.
As I pulled away from the town, the trees thinned out and I was out on open fields again, surrounded by small but steep hills. I passed by several small ranches consisting of homes on the hillside with some fenced acreage leading up to the highway.
Dreaming about living in a place like that, I saw a small housing development come up on the left. I recognized the building styles and proximity immediately as a government housing project, much like the many I encountered at home during my youth. They bore other marks which made me feel more justified in my opinion, the trash and broken cars on the lawn and street, the untended yards littered with bicycles and toys. Anyone who hasn't been to a development like this will have to bare with me, but once you experience it for yourself, you will learn to recognize all of these attributes as signs of people who live in a home they didn't pay for and don't care about.
Across the highway on the right I saw a strange looking, multicolor, mound in the distance. As I got closer, I was able to make out a concrete slab and a driveway. Nearing even more, I made out the mound as a trash pile and the concrete slab, with a sharp ledge and brown dumpster below, it was quite obviously a transfer station which was no longer being serviced. The trash mound was so large that it was piled high up over the end of the ledge and on top of the slab itself, as well as all the way up and down the driveway and scattered around the nearby area.
I wanted to stop and snap a picture, but I had already lost too much time in Lame Deer and didn't want to draw unnecessary attention from the housing development by turning around and stopping. I certainly wouldn't appreciate anyone making a spectacle if it were my trash pile anyway.
I looked it up on google maps, and took this screenshot of the location, obviously from one or more summers prior.
When I rode by, I don't recall seeing a fence, and as stated before, the trash was mounded up all over the slab, dumpster and driveway off to the right. Either I was too shocked to notice the fence, or (since it appears to be falling down in this picture) it was stolen.
These two sights in conjunction took me straight back to my youth. I guess there is some consolation in the fact that tribes everywhere have problems like these, but it shocks me that anyone can live in such blind ignorance of even the most basic sanitation.
It was no more than a fleck of dust among the scenery of that day, my mind was soon going to move to the more pressing matters of the storm which now seemed to loom just an arm length to one side. I knew I was less than 30 miles from the interstate, so I pressed onwards with determination. Occasionally I would pass through a flurry of drops, and 100 feet of wet road, patched on either side with blinding sunlight. the road started to wind downhill as I passed two hitchhiker's going back towards lame deer. They looked concerned about the lightning overhead, but there was nothing I could have done to help if I wanted to. It was warm, so I was personally enjoying the spectacle of heavy raindrops, sunshine and stormy flashes.
The road began to wind more and it took on a gradual downhill slope, ahead of me I could see that I was living the small hills and crossing into another large plain, one which I had passed through in the very cold and early morning before last, but didn't have the pleasure of seeing before. As I got closer to the Interstate, I could see it ahead, I was still skirting the edge of the storm, but the patches of rain became more frequent and I could see that there was a small patch of Interstate where the clouds were not thick, before it eventually headed right into the heart of it. I knew I would have to stop, but was very glad I would be making it to the interstate before doing so. I came into the lush farm valley and merged onto I-90 right at the monument to the Little Bighorn Battlefield. I was interested in stopping here, but thought it would be better to drag Brandy along the next time I was out that way. As much as she argues, she definitely enjoys historical sights as much as I do, it's the travel to and from that she wants to bring to an abrupt end.
I could tell that this valley received frequent rain because the farms had little or no irrigation, but the fields were all a lush and bright green. After two or three miles, the clouds became dark and sharp raindrops poked me through my shirt and gloves, I came to a stop under the next overpass and took a few minutes to study the storm.
I snacked on some jerky and had some water while I watched. The darkness made it feel like dusk, even though it was still the middle of the afternoon. There was frequently lightning and thunder, the clouds were dense and black and there was no wind, I wasn't going to be able to wait this out, I had to gear up and ride through it. I guessed that once the highway passed out of this valley it would clear up, I hoped I could get past it before dark so there would be time to dry off.
Here are a couple of pictures I took to show the storm, unfortunately a picture can't capture the magnanimity of something this big and the light in the clouds makes them much less ominous.
Here is my motorcycle under the overpass. You can see the line of water on the ground, showing where the edge of the overpass was.
This was the view to the South, where I came from. If you follow the line of the clouds going from East to West, it ends bordering Hwy 112 perfectly, you can see how I rode right around the edge of the storm.
In the full size version, you can see the two crows in mid-flight where the dark clouds meet the bright sky beyond.
This is the view to the North, the road ahead, showing a bit of the cool looking clouds. Off to the left you can see that it's actually raining heavily, though you can't see how the interstate curves off ahead, right into the rain.
The clouds and rain made me feel at home. Things like this are hard to explain, but I felt as though I should like to spend an entire afternoon under that overpass just relaxing and watching the storm, as though I had lived there forever and would never leave again.
It was not my home though, as much as it felt like one. I put on my rain gear, leaving off my thick gloves since it was far too warm for them, my hands would be waterproof enough on their own. I put away the camera and slipped all of the covers on my bags, including the two trash bags to go over my duffel and was on my way again, riding straight into the storm.
After five miles the interstate swings sharply to the West, the rain was heavy at first, but the further west I moved, the lighter it became, eventually melting into cloud cover. The clouds were high enough that I could see the land I rode through before, which appeared as a dark ocean outside my headlights in my previous visit. It was a vast valley with hills in the far distance, closing in closer and closer to their eventual meeting point at my next destination, Billings. The approach was mostly flat and straight, but the hills on either side were close and steep. On my previous passing, all I could see of them was an occasional flash of steep hillside in my headlights and a feeling that something huge was around me.
The storm became a black cloud behind me and my clothes dried out in the warm air.
I found a gas station with a small deli inside at the east edge of Billings. I had a strong desire to eat something other than burgers. I picked up some macaroni salad a couple of hard boiled eggs and a sandwich, and I convinced the cashier to let me refill my large empty water bottle with iced tea, instead of using their cups. I filled it up with a mix of iced tea and lemonade.
Taking a seat on the curb next to my motorcycle, I called Brandy while I ate my dinner, it was about 7:00pm and the sun was starting to get low. Now that I think back about it, I can't remember if I called Brandy when I stopped for lunch in Broadus or if this was the first time I had called since that morning in Alazda. After some internal debate, I packed up my rain gear, knowing that I would need to put it back on in a couple of hours when it became dark. I watched the storm behind closely and looked ahead as much as I could, to be sure that I wouldn't run into more rain unexpectedly.
While I pulled out of the parking lot, my back tire slid on some loose gravel near a storm drain, but I quickly kicked the ground and accelerated out of a potential drop. A couple on a Harley Davidson pulling into the parking lot noticed me and looked concerned for an instant, but by the time I saw their reactions, I was already on my way. I appreciate their concern, whoever it was. The single best thing about the motorcycle community is the universal fellowship among riders. I recall a time when I had only been riding for a few months and had stopped on the side of the road in Kingston to talk to a friend. A rider on a BMW pulled over to make sure I wasn't broken down. My astonished friend asked if I knew him or if he was a stranger, I explained it by simply saying "Nope, just the Brotherhood of Leather." The majority of riders on the road always offer the same courtesy and assistance.
Despite the clouds behind me, the hills glowed as the sun got slightly lower. About an hour after leaving Billings, I passed through a small town (I don't recall which one for certain, but I think it was Laurel) where thick white smoke and the smell of burning shrubs told me that there was a forest fire nearby. It was dense like thick fog and for a short time, it felt as though the night had come on much sooner than it should. The smoke burned my eyes and lungs a little, but it was over soon, leaving only a faint scent on my clothes. Driving through this made me think of the forest fires that were going on in the Olympic National Park when I left on this trip. The night before leaving home, the same odor filled the air as I packed my motorcycle with the garage door open.
As the sun went down, it became gradually cooler, but it wasn't cold enough to stop until the sun went down entirely. I stopped at a rest stop shortly after sun down and put on my rain gear, heavy gloves and opened a few air activated hand warmers for my boots, pockets and gloves, even though I wasn't yet cold. I find that it's a good philosophy to stay warm instead of getting cold and attempting to warm up after the fact. It took me about 20 minutes to put on my gear, I used the electric hand dryer in the bathroom to heat up my gloves, which were slightly chilled from being in the saddlebags.
The sun setting over the mountains to the West made the sky beautiful shades of deep blue, eventually fading into black. The lack of rest for the last few days was beginning to catch up with me, so irresolutely I decided that when I reached Livingston, I'd see if there were any motels with vacancy so that I could get a few hours of good sleep. I didn't feel overly sleepy, but I was worried about feeling sleepy on the road ahead, and to a tired and paranoid mind, you can easily work things up to be more extreme than they are. I knew from experience that there were a lot of cities in Western Montana which would have accommodations if I became too tired, and I also knew that I could always nap at a rest stop or on the side of the road, but as with the irrational paranoia I felt two days before on the late night portion of my trip, it is easy to overlook these things.
Part of the internal argument for stopping was that I knew the roads well enough to understand that there were a lot of windy passes coming up near butte, and that the weather radio at the rest stop said there were showers ahead in those areas. Traveling through those passes at night with the potential of a thorough soaking was the biggest discouraging factor. I was cold enough two mornings before in Wyoming without any rain, I didn't want to consider the possibility of having a harder night than that.
Taking the first exit for Livingston (one which promised both lodging and fuel), I rode a few miles down a highway leading away from the Interstate. My paranoid mind worried for a few minutes that Livingston was a long way off as visions of running out of gas, being stranded on a desolate highway in Montana ran through my mind. These were only slightly settled when I passed a highway sign that said it was just another mile ahead.
A motel appeared on the left, with a Chevron station just beyond, there was a neon vacancy sign clearly lit. I pulled into the Chevron and filled up the motorcycle. I needed to use the cigarette lighter adapter for my phone since I both forgot to charge it at Jon and Sheena's place (aside from some charging in their car while on the road) and since I forgot to turn it off before leaving, which caused the phone to search constantly for signal, which drains the battery quickly. I called Brandy to let her know my intentions, explaining that I wanted to avoid being stuck in a night time rainstorm and that I felt like a few hours of solid sleep would be a good idea. I could tell she was unhappy, but only because it meant I'd lose some of the time I made up by heading home a day sooner than I initially planned.
I rode back through the parking lots to the motel, driving right up to the lobby door. I had to ring an after hours bell to get assistance, a lady arrived to help me right away. We talked a little about my trip while she set me up and handed me my key.
I drove over to the room and parked in the space directly in front of the window. I put the front tire against the curb so that it would be harder for someone to steal or tamper with before drawing my attention. I brought in all my bags and bolted the door, hanging my jackets sweaters and gear on the rack in the room. I turned the air conditioning on immediately to draw out the humidity and cool the room down.
The room itself was a bit too simple, the carpets were pretty worn, but not dirty or broken through, the TV was pretty old, mounted to an arm on the wall, and the sink was in a plain Formica counter with no cabinet below, just the exposed plumbing. The air conditioner control knob was broken, but still on the unit, so I left it on a small table for them to see and used my multi-tool to adjust it. The bed and covers were pristine, however, so I decided I could ignore the other problems and stay. There was a small mini-fridge in one corner as well, I stored my bottled water and iced tea mixed with lemonade in there.
The water in the tap was warm because it had such a hot day, and no amount of running it would cool it down, but the ice machine was locked in the lobby and I didn't want to waste any time waiting for service there. Warm water isn't particularly pleasant, but it doesn't do any harm.
The control knob for the shower didn't really work quite right, due to the initial warmness of the water (from the previously mentioned hot day), so at first it was hard to tell which way was hot and which was cold. This problem was accentuated by the fact that there was only a small position in which the knob would actually produce hot water and if you passed that position by the slightest degree, the water would go back to tepid. I finally got it right and took a thorough shower, then vigorously brushed my teeth, riding for hours gives you a feeling of uncleanliness, even when you aren't particularly dirty, most likely from all the sweat and dust you can mix together on a hot day like this.
I took everything out of my bag for re-packing, set out the clothes I would be wearing when I got up, and set the pistol on the night stand next to my charging cell phone. The odds of running into a bad situation where are firearm will be needed are always extremely low, but they feel considerably higher for someone traveling alone in unfamiliar places. My calculations for remaining travel time and effective sleep time told me that I should set my alarm for 6:00 to allow enough time for me to get home before dark the next day. I had to re-count the time mentally several times to be sure (more of my paranoid state of mind). I went to bed just before 11:00pm.
At about 4:30am, I woke up from a dream in which I thought I had to pick up my grandma to take her somewhere, I don't remember where or why, but I knew I was worried about running late. When I sorted out woke up I mentally sorted out the dream in my mind and then felt worried that I had mis-calculated my travel time for the next day, I worked it out again and confirmed that I was correct, so I went back to sleep.
What seemed like about an hour later, I woke to what sounded like a garbage truck emptying a dumpster. The banging was coming from behind the building, but I couldn't imagine that a garbage truck would be making it's rounds so early in the morning. I saw that it was getting light outside, so I rolled over to the night stand to check my phone. Very surprised to see it was 6:30am, I jumped out of bed and started getting dressed. I was very confused at first, but as I got my things together and became more awake, I realized that I had set my alarm for 6:00pm instead of 6:00am.
The preparations I made in packing the night before paid off and I was able to load up the bike in just a few minutes. It wasn't raining or cloudly, but it had obviously rained hard at some point during the night, since the ground was wet and the bike was covered in beads of water. I thought this may happen, so I had a rag ready for wiping down the seat, windshield and mirrors.
The sky was turning bright blue, though the sun was not even cresting the mountains yet. I walked over to the main office, checked out (the same lady was working when I checked in) and I got back on the road. The three miles of highway out to the interstate was beautiful. There were lush green hills in the background and the road crossed over a very wide section of the Yellowstone River. I was overwhelmed and surprised that there was so much I didn't see the previous night. I knew that I crossed the Yellowstone River the night before because of the sign over the bridge, but in the moonlight I couldn't see just how large and sweeping the view was.
The bridge I crossed over was called Carter's bridge, which you can see a winter picture of here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:YellowstoneRiverCartersBridge.jpg
I was on the interstate in no time, I ate a granola bar before leaving the motel, but was planning to stop for Breakfast in Bozeman, which would only be about 30 minutes of riding. I had the road all to myself and the green fields around me made the short trip very pleasant. It was not very cold, but I was wearing my rain gear to keep warm anyway. When I got to Bozeman, the was still not up, but the sky grew brighter every moment. This is the best time of day to be on the road or relaxing on your porch drinking coffee.
There was a Mcdonald's just off the north side of the interstate, when I pulled up I noticed a large group of motorcycles in the parking lot, but the restaurant itself was almost empty. I guess that the motorcycles were just using this lot for the hotel across the driveway.
I ordered my small breakfast and sat down on a leather sofa to watch the news on a plasma TV mounted on the wall. I've never seen a Mcdonald's quite like this, but it was obviously new and all of the furniture and interior decorating resembled something far from a fast food restaurant in every way. The leather sofa was a great relief to my lower back, which was still fresh for the morning, but also tired from the literal thousands of miles in travel which it had been through over the past three days.
The weather report showed a hot clear day ahead of me. I was excited at the prospect of a day full of riding without any need for rain gear, though the morning was still brisk and dewy and I would need to wait until my next stop before I could take it off for the day. My goal was to get home before it was late or cold enough to put it back on, so as long as I didn't run into any unexpected storms, I was in the clear for a day of great riding.
I recognized the mountain pass as I got closer to Butte, I welcomed a second chance to ride through this area in the light. The shadows of sunrise sharply contrasted with the golden brown hills. Low wisps of clouds still hung down, close to the fields where it was damp and cool. As I came down the opposite side of the pass, in the shadow of the mountainside, I was glad to be wearing my rain gear. My fingers and legs felt a little cold, but the view of the valley below was distraction enough. I passed the point where Brandy and I narrowly avoided a dead deer carcass, remembering how tired and nervous I felt that night with rock to my right and cliffs to my left. I took it easy around the blind corners today for fear of finding a living beast out on a morning stroll.
When I pulled into Butte, I went to a gas station where Brandy and I refueled before heading home last year. There was nothing special about it, just a little Texaco on Harrison Avenue, but revisiting places like this gives me a very satisfying feeling of nostalgia. It's like re-affirming the reality of something which seems unreal after so much time.
While I was fueling up, I heard a low rumbling which was quickly growing louder. I looked around the skies to pinpoint the source, guessing that some airplane was flying very low. Two F-18's appeared over the top of the building. They were flying very low at slow speeds, making a kind of zig zag pattern over Butte. They eventually passed over the horizon and I went inside to pay. I asked the cashier if this sort of thing happened a lot and if there was an airbase nearby. He never really answered either of the questions with certainty, so I just moved on.
Before heading out, I packed away all of my rain gear, and even though it was still in the 60's, I knew it would warm up quickly with the sun rising, so I kept my sweater on for the time being. The tops of my legs got a little cold, but I kept my fingers warmed with my patented engine heat trick described before.
One thing that I wish I had taken a lot more of was books on tape. I loaded two onto my ipod and I listened to them both in the first day. Having two types of podcasts with the occasional break for music kept me fairly entertained, but I would have liked it much more if I could have put some heavy reading out of the way at the same time.
The temperature rose steadily into the hundreds as the sun came up. At times I envisioned the pine trees around me catching fire from heat alone. The air moving around me on the highway became so warm that riding at highway speeds no longer felt refreshing and cool, in fact, it just barely kept me from sweating.
The views became more impressive with every passing minute. I can't say how many times I-90 crosses over the Clark fork of the Flathead river, but the repeated views of the river valley below the interstate are overwhelming.
I breezed through Missoula, I hardly remember stopping for gas, I think I decided to skip buying lunch there since it was still a little early and I had plenty of snacks in my bags. The filling station was just outside of town on a narrow but very busy street. The only way in or out seemed to be through the freeway, but I assume a road somewhere must have led out. The tight grouping of automotive buildings around the gas station kept me from seeing anything in any case.
I think Missoula was one of the hottest points I passed through in both directions. I didn't pay close enough attention to my thermometer/clock along the way, but it definitely felt like the hottest point. I'm sure this was exaggerated by the fact that I was mostly riding along the south face of the hills, which only intensified and reflected the heat more.
There were occasional patches of clouds, but none of them looked like rain, only provided comfortable shade for a short time. I like clouds in the middle of the country because they leave such defined shadows, I enjoy racing the shadows to pass the time as I ride.
About 45 minutes beyond Missoula, very close to the State Border, I pulled into a rest stop for a break. While I snacked, I noticed family of ground squirrels in the bushes. They were walking out and eating out of the hands of families who stopped by with crumbs.
One of them was particularly fat, not that the picture shows this particularly well.
Since they were so well fed already, I didn't offer them anything I had, but they were very eager to come up to me anyway.
I needed to take off my long sleeve shirt for a while, so I went around to the back of the building to undertake the complex process of changing my concealment vest around without exposing anything that was supposed to be secret.
The section of road leading out of Montana and into Idaho has a large amount of interstate with two closed lanes. You can't seem to stay at full speed for more than 10 minutes before running into another repair site where both directions of traffic share one side of the freeway and speeds are reduced to 35 or 45 (even though everyone goes much faster than that anyway). The closed sections, which I could see from my side, did not appear to be under any sort of construction and had been closed for a long time judging by the amount of debris scattered over them. Since there were no road crews, it was fairly tempting to ride between cones to get to the closed section and explore. If I lived in the area there is no doubt in my mind that I would have done so already (carefully to avoid finding an overpass which was partially deconstructed).
As I moved into Idaho, a lot more big fluffy clouds came in overhead and occasionally blocked the sun, making it dark. I was a little worried that my expected day of sun might turn out to be rainy, but the clouds never got too dark. Because of the cloud cover, however, Idaho was very humid and muggy.
I pretty much burned through the panhandle, stopping for fuel once and at a rest stop once to put my shirt back on under my vest (I was concerned about sunburn, even with my hard to burn skin). The forests and mountains were a reassuring site, I hadn't seen any real forests for about three days. It made me feel like I was closer to home , though I knew I had to cross through a few more hours of desert before I was really there.
In Coeur d'Alene the humidity seemed to hit it's peak. When passing over the lake, you could actually see wisps of moisture over the lake surface, if you looked into the distance everything was hazy, almost like a far off fog. Moisture and sweat seemed to collect a little on my skin, even at freeway speeds. I stopped for gas in Kellogg, ID again before reaching Coeur d'Alene, having stopped there before I knew that it was difficult to get to the gas stations from the freeway, and Kellogg had several barely off the road. Running into no traffic, I flew through the remainder of the state, winding down the hills, crossing the Spokane River back into my home state, where I've spent more than 99% of my life.
There was some traffic through Spokane, which was pure torture due to the humidity. We crawled through the urban regions, I reverted to my normal traffic habit of staying in first gear at about 3mph to keep up with the flow of idiots who thought they would get somewhere faster by using the speed and brake method of heavy traffic driving. I'll always fall back a few hundred feet and watch everyone accordian in front of me as I dance with the nearby cars, casually gliding closer, then drifting further away.
The slight delay wasn't too disappointing, I was eager to go home, but I never spent much time looking out across Spokane, which has some very interesting architecture. Since the city is small, we were soon speeding away again, through a loose pine forest.
Something hit me there, between Spokane and Ritzville, among the trees and dried grass. The few hours remaining on my trip seemed like an eternity, a mixture of excitement to be home with a feeling that I would never get there. I recognized the feeling immediately, I've been on enough trips to know how it feels; days of travel can breeze by, but the last few miles of those old familiar roads will drag on, I spend a lifetime considering every pebble and crevice in my path.
I had already made three or four stops for fuel and only had two more left before reaching home. I was definitely on the downhill side of my trip, but when boredom and anticipation set in like this, you just can't go fast enough.
I took the first exit for Ritzville, I knew it would have more gas stations than the exit I took on my way out of the state two days before. Since the sun was being fairly effective at baking me, I was enjoying the idea of a short break in an air conditioned mini-mart.
I can't recall the exact tempurature, but I'm fairly sure it was 107 in Ritzville when I pulled in. Almost everyone around was wearing swimming suits, my denim jeans and heavy boots just couldn't compare. I felt kind of dead while waiting in line for the cashier. My face felt heavy, I was tired and a little dehydrated from all the sweating. After finishing off a couple of bottles of water I began to come around, though my head began to hurt a little, I suspect it was a dehydration headache. I called Brandy to let her know where I was and when I planned to be home. We talked for a little bit so that I could rest in the shade, though the conversation wasn't specifically interesting since I was tired from my trip and she was tired from our young son's sleeping habits.
To help distract me while I continued, I changed over to music in hopes that it would speed things up and raise my sprits. It certainly didn't drag on the way that podcasts do, but it was hard to enjoy any of the music with the sun blazing down. When you feel as though you are in an oven, everything becomes stale and washed out, colors fade and it would seem that notes do too.
The water I had drained and the Ibuprofen I took chased away my headache, but the nagging pains in my butt, back and legs droned on. I was constantly drifting up to 85mph in my eagerness to get home, but the vibrations from doing so would quickly make me slow down to 70 again. I only stopped once between Ritzville and Cle' Elum, at the one major rest stop right in between the two destinations. It's on a windy ridge that rises above a large flat valley on either side. Since I was not taking breaks, I had to adjust my legs and feet a lot, occasionally moving into my patented slouch position where I scoot forward and lay back on the seat so that I can't see out the rearview mirrors. It tires out your arms quickly, but it is about the only way to get relief for your lower back when you don't have pegs or floorboards that you can stand on.
The sun continued to bake me until I got closer to the Columbia River crossing. At the river itself there was a brief respite, then back into the oven as I climbed the western bank, though the temperature was definitely starting to drop overall.
I found myself thinking a lot about my strange attraction to the idea of a four day trip, by myself, traveling through five states each way. I never expected to spend this much time traveling, but as worn down as I felt bringing this trip to a close, I never hit the wall of regret that one can encounter on journeys like this. I certainly had feelings of loneliness and on one or two occasions may have thought how nice it would be to be instantly home, but I always felt reassured that the power of a journey like this lies entirely in the journey itself. Removing the best bits and condensing them down only makes a diluted version of the experience, your favorite recipe from a cookbook is not going to turn out well if you only add the parts you liked. This much is also true when considering the perfect balance in which the ingredients must be mixed in, even the ones that don't taste good at all on their own.
The bitterness of leaving my family was well balanced by beauty and experience. I've never spent this much time without Brandy and though he was still fairly new, the same could be said about my son. It's always better to do things which you can share with someone, I certainly prefer it that way, but in the end, I know that this was a trip which would never work any way except the way it did.
As I got closer to Cle' Elum, I once again had to move the fuel switch to the reserve. I knew when I passed Ellensburg that the way I was pushing my speed I would also be pushing the limits of fuel, so the familiar drain of power I felt was not a surprise when I started up into the mountain pass. I checked highway signs repeatedly and did the math in my head. I reassured myself that I should make it to Cle' Elum before running out and that even if I didn't, I still had my backup reserve, a 12 ounce plastic water bottle filled to the brim with gasoline (I had carried it with me the whole time). The idea of stopping is what bothered me most. The closer I got to home, the more drawn to it I became, an entire trip which could have easily been a dream became a very real past, I looked forward to the exciting future.
When I pulled into Cle' Elum, I opened the glove box below my seat and emptied the 12 ounce plastic bottle filled with gasoline into my tank. I no longer required an extra reserve both because I would be in populated or familiar areas and because I knew that there would be more than enough fuel to make it all the way home. I was very glad that I managed to repair my motorcycle's reserve switch before my trip, the added security of a half gallon reserve eased my mind even more being back in such familiar territories now. I threw the bottle in the trash and filled the tank all the way. Even with the bottle I put in about 4.2 gallons, my reserve was definitely close to being used up, but since I made it, I didn't let it worry me.
I had been thinking about coffee for a couple of hours, and there is a pretty good coffee shop in the same parking lot as the Safeway gas station I have been to so many times before, but riding with coffee wouldn't work without a cup holder and I couldn't stand the thought of delaying myself any further for any reason, not as enticing as it was to rest my back and legs while I consumed a cloudy brown beverage.
I hit the road with a new found vigilance. The sun was setting and everything was starting to cool off (even though it was still in the 90's), so I played some more celebratory music while I sped up the hills into the pass. As many times as I've been over Snoqualmie pass, I've never once gone over in a motorcycle. For a short time the sun was directly in my eyes any time I was going up-hill, the visor and sunglasses together made everything just barely visible, but I managed to get through since there wasn't any traffic and I had four or five lanes to myself for most of the time.
The sun continued to set over the mountains until it was just a light shining from behind large hills of green trees and sharp gray rocks. Combining this light glow with the openness of riding a motorcycle made the pass more interesting than it has ever been before. The steep cliffs and hills which I barely noticed on previous trips made prominent impressions. I thought to myself how original and refreshing this view was, as inconvenient as the terrain might be, I hadn't seen a real forest since I left, I felt overjoyed to be back in my home where everything was overpowering and alive, it's a pleasant way to be reminded of how little we can control despite our best efforts, the green and living things simply cannot be destroyed, they will overcome any obstacle that man creates, they represent the slow and steady power that the whole world adheres to, man in a constant rebellion against it. The humidity here is extreme, compared to the arid heat I was in just an hour before, it feels almost hard to breath in this thick soup.
As the altitude drops the humidity does too, but not by much, I take the exit for Highway 18, the cutoff between I-90 and I-5. I had considered taking a ferry home, but when I thought about the schedule, it would have taken more time than it was worth, so I stuck to riding around.
Highway 18 took me straight into Auburn where I met a bit of a traffic backup. Being on the west side of the mountains, I was in partial sunlight again, and even though it wasn't hotter, the humidity was making me sweat a little in the slow traffic.
A car of teenagers was driving next to me as I idled along in first gear, I didn't notice them right away but they were trying to say something. Just before they pulled away I figured out that they were complimenting my motorcycle, to which I got in a thumbs up just before they were gone in the sea of traffic.
Once I got to I-5 traffic was dense but flowing smoothly, I was glad to get up to speed enough to dry out and cool down just a little. Driving through Fife was much too dense to feel comfortable, but luckily I didn't have any close calls that I can remember. I don't really recall much from the remainder of the ride other than an extreme eagerness to get home. The closer I got the longer it seemed to take each mile to pass on the roads which I knew so well.
It was a stark contrast when I pulled into the driveway and opened the garage, when it felt as though I had never left, aside from the nagging pains and overwhelming exhaustion. I took the bags off of my bike and dropped them inside to unpack on another day, I took out a couple of things that I needed and the two or three remaining food items which I didn't want the dogs to get into, changed my clothes, grabbed a beer and sat down on the couch to relax. I know that Brandy and I talked a lot about what had been happening to us both, but I don't remember the conversation at all.
I wish I could say that the journey was over, but as with most hardcore road trips, I had dreams about it for at least two weeks. One night in particular I had a dream that I was in Montana and I was feeling tired, my eyes drooped and I struggled to open them to find that my lights had gone entirely out, I couldn't see or touch my handlebars or gauges at all. The only thing I could make out was a large pillar from a bridge to my right and a large red LED billboard to my left. My eyes were burning and out of focus, but when they finally came through I realized that the billboard was showing the time in big red numbers, it said 11:41 clearly. Why, I thought to myself, would they need a huge clock billboard here in Montana by this large bridge. I strained to see if there was more around me, but aside from the bridge pillar and the billboard I could only see black. As my eyes cleared up a little more I found out that the billboard was just my clock and the pillar was just the light from the hallway shining through my bedroom door.
I had several more dreams like this, none of which I remember, aside from the feeling of being alone and worried. Even though most of the trip felt as though I were only lightly paying attention to the road, my brain was collecting all sorts of undefined information which it needed a lot of time and rest to sort through. Most people I know who have been on long road trips have confirmed that this type of dreaming is not limited to a me alone. What I find most interesting is that on all the trips I've taken, I never seem to dream about them at any point during the trip. Even when Brandy and I went to Nebraska and stayed there for a full week, at no point during the nearly two weeks of travel and visitation do I recall any serious dreams about the travel until I was back in my own home. It is as if your brain takes on a different type of purpose when you are traveling, something which it doesn't fully reconcile until it can move back into it's familiar and stable routine, when it then must go through a nightly task of sorting and filing.
I'm not sure if it was the UV exposure or the large release of stress, but the eczema which had been plaguing my fingers and hands for two years slowly healed up and has not come back with more than a mild spot since. I can't say that this trip made an impression on me in any specific way, but I can say that the adventure itself definitely had a huge effect in general. It hasn't changed my life or altered history, but I can't imagine what things would be like without it.
Looking back on it now and seeing people's reactions when I tell them about some of my favorite details like making 1,000 miles in the first 24 hours or napping in an open field beside the interstate in Wyoming, I got out of this exactly what I wanted, which was a story and another successful test of my limits. I find that the limits of human ability are almost bottomless, each time I find a new way to test myself, I find that I have plenty more to give. I can understand exactly how thrill seekers can quickly become crazed and take needless risk.
I'm not there yet, but my boring office-life is considerably more comfortable, but less fulfilling than my adventure. I don't know if I'll ever do another IBA certified ride, but I think I have many years to go before my days of long trips are over. I hope that I can share my future trips with someone more intimately, that is, sharing it with someone instead of only writing about it for all of you.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Patriotic Ice Cream with the Presidents, Adventures with Animals and a Place to Drink Freely; Part 2
The first thing I did after putting away my gear was to lock up my pistol according to the wishes of Jon and Sheena which we had discussed prior to my trip. The last thing this world needs is anyone else feeling anymore uncomfortable about firearms in any way, so I'm happy to oblige anyone who has a specific request regarding their personal space. Some people ask that I don't have firearms in their house, or in Mike's case, tell me never to come to their house without one. With what little we are able to control in regards to our own lives, each person has the right to dictate the rules of their personal space and how they share it. I packed my Sig Sauer away in my duffel bag and changed my clothes (which I had not done in the last 36 hours), threw on some deodorant and we set out towards downtown Rapid City for breakfast.
Downtown Rapid City is a joke more than anything, I didn't see any vomit, urine, feces or hypodermic needles anywhere on the sidewalks. There were a couple of street performers but they were clean and at least somewhat talented. All that aside, Abby was definitely on edge about the suspicious bronze statues they have of various presidents around town. When Brandy and I drove through last June, Abby started growling deeply out the window, after looking around, we figured out that the bronze figures were what bothered her. She never behaves that way when people approach the car, so I guess that she sensed the evil which flows from every politician that can attain high offices.
We went to a place called Tally's for our late breakfast, along the walk Jon loaned me his phone so that I could call Brandy and let her know I arrived, my phone was dead from all of the standby time. I was disappointed to find that the staff at Tally's did not count much of anything, in my mind everyone should dress up as The Count from Sesame Street and count things fanatically. The Count has always been my favorite character because he knows what he wants and he'll go to any length to get it. On one episode he locks himself out of his own castle just to count the knocks before someone comes to the door, that is true dedication to values.
I started off with some coffee and we all ordered crepes of a different variety, I had apple myself, and I showed Jon and Sheena how to do half and half shooters with coffee. Even though I only slept 1.5 hours out of the last 36, I felt fairly alert. I asked about the legality of 190 proof everclear in their state, which launched a discussion about what everclear was and how liquor was made. Every time I start to explain the mashing and distillation process, people seem to glaze over, but I think that I was able to effectively describe the process, more or less. I won't go into great detail here, but everclear is an alcoholic spirit which is made of pure, uncut and unaged grain alcohol. It comes in two varieties, one of which is 151 proof (75% alcohol) and the other is 190 proof (95% alcohol). It is basically the commercial version of moonshine. Several states allow the 151 version, but have outlawed the 190 proof version, but most of the states allow both. Washington does not allow either, which is strange because they do allow 151 proof rum and, most recently, absinthe. In any case, everclear is a great novelty it doesn't have any redeeming flavor qualities and it burns your throat, but it is very inexpensive and has a label on the bottle which warns you about flammability and a note which indicates that it is not intended to be consumed unless mixed.
One of the nearby street performers began playing The Rockford Files theme on his harmonica, which neither Jon or Sheena had heard of. I was disappointed because it reminded me of one of my favorite moments on the mid 90's sitcom "NewsRadio" where they call the home of Jimmy James, the radio station owner, to find that the greeting on his answering machine included the theme song to the The Rockford Files. You will have to watch both shows in order for that joke to be funny.
After breakfast we walked around downtown Rapid City for a little while. One back alley is filled entirely with graffiti based art which people continuously paint over old graffiti art with new graffiti art. There were some good pieces there, though the notion of spray paint artists has always bothered me, if they spent as much time learning a mainstream art skill, most of these people could gain a reputation as a credible artist. One person didn't even make a picture, they just painted in random quotes of bad philosophy. If I were the person who's painting had been covered with that, I would be very unhappy.
We continued to walk around downtown a little, then went back to the apartment to get the car and drive up to Mount Rushmore. Jon gave me the front seat since their Yaris is very compact, but I found the interior to be surprisingly roomy considering it's size and silly pirate name.
We stopped by a nearby liquor store, I wanted Jon to try a good Scotch and some 190 proof Everclear. The store was just an old house that was converted into a store, but the guy working there was kind enough to point out a better deal on the Everclear which saved me a few pennies. As friendly as he was, I suspect he only ran a liquor store to get a good discount for himself. It's funny what you can decide about people based on very limited experiences. I liked him to say the least.
We got out on Mt. Rushmore Road and started heading up towards the park, we had to stop for fuel along the way, and the gas station was near a tourist attraction that had a big sign labeled "Crazy Horse."
Jon and Sheena had not gone to this particular attraction, so we spent some time talking about what it might be, I surmised that it was a horse with a tragic back-story..... You see, he wasn't always crazy, he used to be a normal horse, liked running on the plains and chowing down on grass like any other horse, but then these tourist attraction people showed up, looking for a new crazy horse for their twisted show. They made him watch as they murdered his family, driving him mad, driven even further into insanity by the crowds of people who come to laugh at his misery. They probably only needed a new crazy horse because their last one commited Equinocide after years of torment. The story has all the makings of a new drama series where the horse becomes an edgy cop and takes revenge. In any case, we didn't stop to find out.
We went to Mt. Rushmore because Jon and Sheena already had an Annual pass, last year when Brandy and I were traveling through, we decided that $10 was a lot to pay for something we could see just fine from the highway. It is an interesting monument, but the pictures are truly much more impressive than the monument itself.
I don't know what more you can do at the base of four giant heads carved into the side of a small mountain, so I guess it seems fitting that they have an ice cream bar at the entrance to the visitor's center. I would have expected higher prices, but I believe waffle cones were $2.75 and soft serve cones were $2.50, it made me wonder if the cost of the cones was subsidized by the federal government as so many other things are without reason. The design of the line and payment counter made it easy for people to walk off without paying, you ordered your ice cream, then collected it and had to walk around the corner and to the far end of the counter to pay, the station there was only monitored part of the time and in the large crowd, I imagine confused tourists must walk off frequently thinking their spouse took care of payment when nobody demanded cash for the goods they received.
We left the mountain of heads to drive deeper into the national park. Along the way we passed through a series of tunnels which had been designed so that you could see Mt. Rushmore through them when you were on the opposite side. Sheena seemed to enjoy honking the horn as she passed through the tunnels too much. The road was very windy going up and down steep hillsides, at some points narrowing to single lanes due to the steepness of the hill. We had a short discussion about Franklin D. Roosevelt as we drove, but the conversation was cut short when I noticed piles of dry tree limbs stacked in very close proximity to each other. I asked if the forestry service was planning to intentionally burn the trees, Sheena replied that they were made by land beavers, I laughed a lot and the conversation degraded as we all made ridiculous suppositions about land beaver shanty towns like this one.
We continued our trip through the park's "wildlife loop" which is a lot like traveling through a compact version of Yellowstone. Sheena brought along some old hot dog buns to feed to the wild Burros which congregate near a parking lot and get very fat doing so, but before we got there we passed by some Bison on the road side.
You can see two bison in the distance to the left of the road.
These pictures aren't up to my normal standard of quality, but considering how quickly they were snapped as we drove by, with little more than a second to take the picture, they aren't too bad.
We got to the Burros and fed them the hot dog buns. There are some particularly fat ones that tend to push the others out of the way to try getting as much as they can. In one instance the car was completely surrounded and Sheena wanted me to feed my last piece of bun to a juvenile who looked skinny. I began to call it over, but one of the larger ones butted it's head in, Sheena reached over with another piece to try to distract it, but took it away when it moved over. I gave my piece to the baby, but the large adult was visibly unhappy at Sheena's trick and began to look like it was going to scream. Sheena threw the last piece of bun at it and I closed the window quickly, then we drove off. I was glad not to have a donkey screech directly in my ear.
Here is a picture of one of the smaller Burros.
We continued on the "loop" seeing more bison and at another parking area, there was another group of Burros. At the end of that parking area two ladies were petting a donkey, and they seemed to be unaware of the fact that he had a massive erection, he apparently liked them a lot.
The last thing we saw on our way out of the park was something I had not seen before in person, and I'm glad that I can cross it off my virtual list now, which is Bighorn sheep. The disappointing part is that it was summer, so they did not have big horns, but they were definitely sheep, even though they look a lot more like goats.
Here is a picture of two that were running along the road side.
We left the park and headed toward Custer, where we were going to have dinner at the home of Jon and Sheena's friend Katie.
Custer is a very small town, not entirely unlike the place I grew up, aside from the total lack of sea-water. Just past the driveway we went up there was one of those "you are speeding asshole!" signs, which did more than just tell you the speed you were going, if you were going faster than the speed limit, bright yellow strobes would flash as well.
Katie made burgers, bratwursts, potatoes and corn on the cob for everyone and she had a large Weimaraner who was very friendly and playful, I've always liked this particular dog breed, but never knew the name of the breed. I had a bratwurst and a burger, which I had to convince Katie to allow me to take prior to the point when she thought it would be cooked enough. I've always enjoyed burgers more when they were just a bit less than well done anyway. After eating I didn't realize it but Sheena pointed out that I had not been talking much, which was in stark contrast to the car-ride where I was surprisingly talkative for someone who had taken no serious sleep in the last 36 hours.
I was feeling a little tired after the meal, though I was amused at the dog which kept checking the plate which I had set on the deck, hoping to find some tiny crumbs that he had not collected in the last three or four passes. Eventually I went inside to throw the plate away, when I came back out everyone but Jon and Sheena had gotten up to do something else. I suggested that we make a game of watching the speeding sign which we could see through the trees. I'm not sure exactly how it would work out, but it would involve some system of guessing and betting.
At this point I decided to call Brandy to wish her goodnight and let her know what I had been up to so far. I walked out to the car to make the call and noticed two large deer standing in the neighbor's yard. They watched me closely while Brandy and I talked. Eventually they decided that they weren't certain about my presence, so they left, I wished Brandy goodnight and grabbed the bottles of everclear and scotch I purchased earlier to bring inside.
Jon never had everclear so I convinced him to take a sip with me before I poured us some scotch on the rocks. Jon has never appreciated hard liquor fully, but I've been working on him for several years and to his credit he is definitely trying to embrace it. I went over the proper technique for drinking scotch, explaining that I liked to add twice the amount of ice that I do scotch, instead of mixing water in directly. I find that allowing the ice to melt gives you more time to enjoy the perfect blend of scotch, and the fact that you add so much ice keeps it colder so it doesn't change as fast. Every time I try to order whiskey this way at a restaurant they just bring me a glass of whiskey with ice in it. Maybe next time I'll try ordering straight whiskey and a separate glass full of ice. I instructed Jon to breath in before the sip, take a small taste, swallow, then exhale thoroughly to completely enjoy the flavor and to keep yourself from inhaling sharp fumes and coughing. He said it wasn't too bad and eventually did finish the whole glass, over time I think he'll come around fully.
After finishing those drinks we got back into the car and drove a few blocks to the center of Custer where they were having some sort of charity street party event. It was a BYOB event, put on by the local police department, so we stopped by a gas station to buy some alcohol for the event. After looking through their selection, Jon and I chose a six pack of Natural (Natty) Ice tallboys, which ran us a total of $4.50. Beer prices in central states are excellent by the way, even if they only sell the weakest watery beer in the country. Sheena was disappointed in Jon for stooping to the level of a hobo, but after a few exaggerated "aww c'mon" type exclamations, she relented to only telling Jon that he wasn't her boyfriend anymore.
The band just did lots of covers, a few of them were OK. I specifically remember a couple of CCR songs which weren't too bad, but on the whole they were a little too loud, so we found a far corner of the roped off parking lot to make our spot. It was still hard enough to hear that a group conversation was not possible, so most of the time it was just Jon and I talking about things over our six pack of Natty. Since talking about all sorts of things is what Jon and I do best together, it was a very enjoyable chance to catch up. Jon finished his first beverage before I did, probably because a lack of sleep and addition of alcohol tends to make me talk more, but I started my third just before he started his. At that point, I think we were just buzzed enough to enjoy talking too much, so when everyone else decided it was time to go, we were only about 25% done with our third drinks. We decided that we couldn't waste it, so since Sheena was driving, we drank them in a couple of minutes and were on our way.
We stopped at Katie's house to drop her off, then took a series of freeways on what seemed like an eternal drive to Wal-Mart. At this point it was around 12:00AM and we were going to Wal-Mart because in an earlier discussion, Jon and Sheena were talking about picking up an air conditioner for their apartment. I estimated that the smallest unit available would probably cool their whole place. There was also some concern about the lack of grounded electrical outlets available. I had volunteered to help Jon ground one to make it work, and also suggested that they could use an adapter as long as they didn't leave it unattended in case static electricity were to build up and have nowhere to go, coming out of the wires as heat instead. I guess we talked about it enough that they decided to go for it. Since a visit to Wal-Mart can't get any better than one you have at 12:30AM with a buzz, I was excited about the notion.
Though the trip seemed to take an eternity, the conversation was very enjoyable. I'm fairly certain that I spoke too passionately on a few subjects that bother me greatly when I'm less tired and intoxicated, but I think that everyone was fairly pleased with the discussions. I don't remember all of the specifics, but I know we touched on subjects of materialism and wedding planning.
When we arrived at the Wal-Mart, Jon and I needed to use the restroom, so Sheena went ahead to explore the land of air conditioners. I remember making lots of jokes and laughing a lot, but I don't think any of it was probably that funny. I can't say for sure since at this point I was beginning to feel very sleepy and couldn't think much beyond that. It took us a few minutes to find Sheena, the air conditioner section was divided up strangely and I guess Sheena was standing between aisles because we walked by a couple of times before finding her. After some deliberation, they selected a unit and after picking up some flour for tomorrow's breakfast, we were on our way. I carried the air conditioner out to the car on my shoulder, I'm not sure why I didn't use a cart, but I think it was because we didn't get one to begin with and I carried it through the store as well, but I'm not completely certain in any case.
We drove back to their apartment and were greeted by their noisy and young cat Pavel. The moment I arrived that morning, he started a non-stop meowing fit. He was mostly meowing at me, but also at Jon and Sheena sometimes, he didn't seem to want anything because he had food and water and was not eager for attention. It wasn't really annoying, it was just strange. We were all very tired by now, so we agreed that the air conditioner setup could wait until the morning and we all went to bed.
I found the couch much more comfortable than the ground or concrete table that I slept on the day before (It was around 2:30am by the time we went to bed, so it was Sunday). The only problem was that my arm would hang over the edge, which eventually led to my arm falling asleep. I woke up after a couple of hours with a cold, dead appendage where my left arm used to be. I rolled over and repositioned, but it took some time for my arm to regain feeling and functionality. I prefer this type of circulation loss much more than a minor one where you get the feeling of a thousand needles poking you at once.
Up until this point I didn't feel any real stiffness from the trip, but wasn't surprised to find that after a bit of sleep I was tense and sore. I went back to sleep and woke up about 4 hours later to Pavel going ape-shit on a plastic Wal-Mart bag that he found and liberated from the contents that held it down. I didn't recognize the sound at first truthfully, I was sleeping so hard that I woke up in one of those hazes where I just stared trying to figure out what was happening. After about 20 seconds of this, he finally came running out, dragging the bag with one of his front paws. His hobbled run/hop reminded me of the way that apes run when they drag something, keeping one paw in the loop of the bag with the other three jumping and twisting high to avoid stepping on the bag.
I laughed and he ran back into Jon and Sheena's bedroom. This was followed by something along the lines of a "What the fuck Pavel?" and the noise of the bag being taken away.
It was still early, so I fell asleep again quickly, but woke up what I estimate was about two hours later because the sun was completely out and very bright. Apparently sunlight was only enough to get myself and Pavel out of bed, so I spent some time working on my return trip plan. Instead of taking I-90 all the way back, I decided to follow 90 North until it went just past Spearfish, then head up US-212, crossing through only 20 miles of Wyoming in the very North East corner. This reduced the trip by about 100 miles, and I assumed that riding a country highway for a while would be much more enjoyable than the Interstate.
After I set my checkpoints for refueling and printed out my directions, I got up to make crepes, which I had promised to show Jon and Sheena how to make after discovering yesterday that they both enjoyed crepes but had never made them. They were both sleeping, so I decided to make them anyway in the hopes that they would get up before I was done, allowing me to demonstrate.
I started by making the blackberry filling. They bought frozen blackberries at Wal-Mart the night before, which turned out (unsurprisingly) to be very bitter. I put them in a sauce pan over low heat to defrost them. Once defrosted I added sugar to extract the juices. The juice came out very easily, but it was still quite tart, so I spooned in sugar until it was more bearable. In general, I think I should have made it sweeter, but after adding as much sugar as I had, I didn't want to go overboard and make it too sweet or simply use too much sugar.
After the blackberries and juice started to boil, I turned the heat way down and added flour to thicken it. This is where I think it tipped back over the edge of slightly too bitter, but the blackberries were just too juicy to use alone without anything else such as cottage cheese or whipped cream.
The filling was done and the crepe pan was hot enough (one of the keys to making crepes effectively is very slow heat), so I started ladeling the batter onto the pan, even though Jon and Sheena were still in bed. Pavel was keeping me company, every time that I opened a cabinet, he would rush in and hide in the far back. At one point, I didn't see him get into the cabinet and shut him in it, realizing a few minutes later what had happened because he was no longer circling and meowing. The same thing happened every time I opened the refrigerator, he was always perched and ready to slip in wherever I was.
I made some coffee with which we could have some irish cream, another something that I was astonished to find neither Jon or Sheena had tried, but I was mostly making the coffee for me since I knew neither of them had any strong affinity for the brew.
After I finished making enough crepes for both of them, I walked over to their room and woke them up by announcing the fact that their food was ready. I had one of my crepes "suzette" with butter, lemon juice and a sprinkling of sugar and one with the blackberry filling.
Once breakfast was finished, I took a long overdue shower and changed into fresh underwear and a long sleeved shirt. I had been wearing shorts from the moment I arrived until now, but had to change back into my one pair of jeans that I brought. They weren't smelly, but they did have a a collection of bug guts on them. Since they would only be collecting more, I didn't think it would matter much.
When I came out, Jon and I unpacked the air conditioner and put it in the window. Due to their odd style of window, and the fact that there were two sets of windows, made it hard to position the air conditioner. They didn't have anything else to use, so we put the air conditioner on some of the styrofoam that it was packed with. I told Jon and Sheena that they could get wood cut to custom lengths at most hardware stores for free, so they could set a 2x4 in place for the cost of the 2x4 (usually $1.99).
It was summer and we were in South Dakota, so it was already at least 90 degrees outside by that time, so I spent a few minutes cooling off in front of the air conditioner before packing up my things. Since I had been in and out of my bags frequently, I started by taking everything out of my saddlebags and duffel, then putting them back in the bag which made the most sense, putting things I would use frequently at the top of my saddle bags. This wasn't hard because I didn't need access to very much while I was actively riding.
I put all the bags on the bike, unlocked my pistol, reloaded it and placed it back in the pocket of my concealment vest. Since my Northern route would be taking me up and over Wyoming, I didn't need to worry about my CPL being invalid on the ride home. I said goodbye, made a last check to verify that I got everything, started my bike and rolled it out onto the sidewalk I rode in on just one day before.
This concludes part 2 of my story, part 3 will consist of my entire journey home. It took me a long time to complete part 2 due to the lack of time I could dedicate to it on my lunch breaks. I hope to finish part 3 in a shorter time frame so that I can go on writing about whatever else I fancy when I have spare time.
Downtown Rapid City is a joke more than anything, I didn't see any vomit, urine, feces or hypodermic needles anywhere on the sidewalks. There were a couple of street performers but they were clean and at least somewhat talented. All that aside, Abby was definitely on edge about the suspicious bronze statues they have of various presidents around town. When Brandy and I drove through last June, Abby started growling deeply out the window, after looking around, we figured out that the bronze figures were what bothered her. She never behaves that way when people approach the car, so I guess that she sensed the evil which flows from every politician that can attain high offices.
We went to a place called Tally's for our late breakfast, along the walk Jon loaned me his phone so that I could call Brandy and let her know I arrived, my phone was dead from all of the standby time. I was disappointed to find that the staff at Tally's did not count much of anything, in my mind everyone should dress up as The Count from Sesame Street and count things fanatically. The Count has always been my favorite character because he knows what he wants and he'll go to any length to get it. On one episode he locks himself out of his own castle just to count the knocks before someone comes to the door, that is true dedication to values.
I started off with some coffee and we all ordered crepes of a different variety, I had apple myself, and I showed Jon and Sheena how to do half and half shooters with coffee. Even though I only slept 1.5 hours out of the last 36, I felt fairly alert. I asked about the legality of 190 proof everclear in their state, which launched a discussion about what everclear was and how liquor was made. Every time I start to explain the mashing and distillation process, people seem to glaze over, but I think that I was able to effectively describe the process, more or less. I won't go into great detail here, but everclear is an alcoholic spirit which is made of pure, uncut and unaged grain alcohol. It comes in two varieties, one of which is 151 proof (75% alcohol) and the other is 190 proof (95% alcohol). It is basically the commercial version of moonshine. Several states allow the 151 version, but have outlawed the 190 proof version, but most of the states allow both. Washington does not allow either, which is strange because they do allow 151 proof rum and, most recently, absinthe. In any case, everclear is a great novelty it doesn't have any redeeming flavor qualities and it burns your throat, but it is very inexpensive and has a label on the bottle which warns you about flammability and a note which indicates that it is not intended to be consumed unless mixed.
One of the nearby street performers began playing The Rockford Files theme on his harmonica, which neither Jon or Sheena had heard of. I was disappointed because it reminded me of one of my favorite moments on the mid 90's sitcom "NewsRadio" where they call the home of Jimmy James, the radio station owner, to find that the greeting on his answering machine included the theme song to the The Rockford Files. You will have to watch both shows in order for that joke to be funny.
After breakfast we walked around downtown Rapid City for a little while. One back alley is filled entirely with graffiti based art which people continuously paint over old graffiti art with new graffiti art. There were some good pieces there, though the notion of spray paint artists has always bothered me, if they spent as much time learning a mainstream art skill, most of these people could gain a reputation as a credible artist. One person didn't even make a picture, they just painted in random quotes of bad philosophy. If I were the person who's painting had been covered with that, I would be very unhappy.
We continued to walk around downtown a little, then went back to the apartment to get the car and drive up to Mount Rushmore. Jon gave me the front seat since their Yaris is very compact, but I found the interior to be surprisingly roomy considering it's size and silly pirate name.
We stopped by a nearby liquor store, I wanted Jon to try a good Scotch and some 190 proof Everclear. The store was just an old house that was converted into a store, but the guy working there was kind enough to point out a better deal on the Everclear which saved me a few pennies. As friendly as he was, I suspect he only ran a liquor store to get a good discount for himself. It's funny what you can decide about people based on very limited experiences. I liked him to say the least.
We got out on Mt. Rushmore Road and started heading up towards the park, we had to stop for fuel along the way, and the gas station was near a tourist attraction that had a big sign labeled "Crazy Horse."
Jon and Sheena had not gone to this particular attraction, so we spent some time talking about what it might be, I surmised that it was a horse with a tragic back-story..... You see, he wasn't always crazy, he used to be a normal horse, liked running on the plains and chowing down on grass like any other horse, but then these tourist attraction people showed up, looking for a new crazy horse for their twisted show. They made him watch as they murdered his family, driving him mad, driven even further into insanity by the crowds of people who come to laugh at his misery. They probably only needed a new crazy horse because their last one commited Equinocide after years of torment. The story has all the makings of a new drama series where the horse becomes an edgy cop and takes revenge. In any case, we didn't stop to find out.
We went to Mt. Rushmore because Jon and Sheena already had an Annual pass, last year when Brandy and I were traveling through, we decided that $10 was a lot to pay for something we could see just fine from the highway. It is an interesting monument, but the pictures are truly much more impressive than the monument itself.
I don't know what more you can do at the base of four giant heads carved into the side of a small mountain, so I guess it seems fitting that they have an ice cream bar at the entrance to the visitor's center. I would have expected higher prices, but I believe waffle cones were $2.75 and soft serve cones were $2.50, it made me wonder if the cost of the cones was subsidized by the federal government as so many other things are without reason. The design of the line and payment counter made it easy for people to walk off without paying, you ordered your ice cream, then collected it and had to walk around the corner and to the far end of the counter to pay, the station there was only monitored part of the time and in the large crowd, I imagine confused tourists must walk off frequently thinking their spouse took care of payment when nobody demanded cash for the goods they received.
We left the mountain of heads to drive deeper into the national park. Along the way we passed through a series of tunnels which had been designed so that you could see Mt. Rushmore through them when you were on the opposite side. Sheena seemed to enjoy honking the horn as she passed through the tunnels too much. The road was very windy going up and down steep hillsides, at some points narrowing to single lanes due to the steepness of the hill. We had a short discussion about Franklin D. Roosevelt as we drove, but the conversation was cut short when I noticed piles of dry tree limbs stacked in very close proximity to each other. I asked if the forestry service was planning to intentionally burn the trees, Sheena replied that they were made by land beavers, I laughed a lot and the conversation degraded as we all made ridiculous suppositions about land beaver shanty towns like this one.
We continued our trip through the park's "wildlife loop" which is a lot like traveling through a compact version of Yellowstone. Sheena brought along some old hot dog buns to feed to the wild Burros which congregate near a parking lot and get very fat doing so, but before we got there we passed by some Bison on the road side.
You can see two bison in the distance to the left of the road.
These pictures aren't up to my normal standard of quality, but considering how quickly they were snapped as we drove by, with little more than a second to take the picture, they aren't too bad.
We got to the Burros and fed them the hot dog buns. There are some particularly fat ones that tend to push the others out of the way to try getting as much as they can. In one instance the car was completely surrounded and Sheena wanted me to feed my last piece of bun to a juvenile who looked skinny. I began to call it over, but one of the larger ones butted it's head in, Sheena reached over with another piece to try to distract it, but took it away when it moved over. I gave my piece to the baby, but the large adult was visibly unhappy at Sheena's trick and began to look like it was going to scream. Sheena threw the last piece of bun at it and I closed the window quickly, then we drove off. I was glad not to have a donkey screech directly in my ear.
Here is a picture of one of the smaller Burros.
We continued on the "loop" seeing more bison and at another parking area, there was another group of Burros. At the end of that parking area two ladies were petting a donkey, and they seemed to be unaware of the fact that he had a massive erection, he apparently liked them a lot.
The last thing we saw on our way out of the park was something I had not seen before in person, and I'm glad that I can cross it off my virtual list now, which is Bighorn sheep. The disappointing part is that it was summer, so they did not have big horns, but they were definitely sheep, even though they look a lot more like goats.
Here is a picture of two that were running along the road side.
We left the park and headed toward Custer, where we were going to have dinner at the home of Jon and Sheena's friend Katie.
Custer is a very small town, not entirely unlike the place I grew up, aside from the total lack of sea-water. Just past the driveway we went up there was one of those "you are speeding asshole!" signs, which did more than just tell you the speed you were going, if you were going faster than the speed limit, bright yellow strobes would flash as well.
Katie made burgers, bratwursts, potatoes and corn on the cob for everyone and she had a large Weimaraner who was very friendly and playful, I've always liked this particular dog breed, but never knew the name of the breed. I had a bratwurst and a burger, which I had to convince Katie to allow me to take prior to the point when she thought it would be cooked enough. I've always enjoyed burgers more when they were just a bit less than well done anyway. After eating I didn't realize it but Sheena pointed out that I had not been talking much, which was in stark contrast to the car-ride where I was surprisingly talkative for someone who had taken no serious sleep in the last 36 hours.
I was feeling a little tired after the meal, though I was amused at the dog which kept checking the plate which I had set on the deck, hoping to find some tiny crumbs that he had not collected in the last three or four passes. Eventually I went inside to throw the plate away, when I came back out everyone but Jon and Sheena had gotten up to do something else. I suggested that we make a game of watching the speeding sign which we could see through the trees. I'm not sure exactly how it would work out, but it would involve some system of guessing and betting.
At this point I decided to call Brandy to wish her goodnight and let her know what I had been up to so far. I walked out to the car to make the call and noticed two large deer standing in the neighbor's yard. They watched me closely while Brandy and I talked. Eventually they decided that they weren't certain about my presence, so they left, I wished Brandy goodnight and grabbed the bottles of everclear and scotch I purchased earlier to bring inside.
Jon never had everclear so I convinced him to take a sip with me before I poured us some scotch on the rocks. Jon has never appreciated hard liquor fully, but I've been working on him for several years and to his credit he is definitely trying to embrace it. I went over the proper technique for drinking scotch, explaining that I liked to add twice the amount of ice that I do scotch, instead of mixing water in directly. I find that allowing the ice to melt gives you more time to enjoy the perfect blend of scotch, and the fact that you add so much ice keeps it colder so it doesn't change as fast. Every time I try to order whiskey this way at a restaurant they just bring me a glass of whiskey with ice in it. Maybe next time I'll try ordering straight whiskey and a separate glass full of ice. I instructed Jon to breath in before the sip, take a small taste, swallow, then exhale thoroughly to completely enjoy the flavor and to keep yourself from inhaling sharp fumes and coughing. He said it wasn't too bad and eventually did finish the whole glass, over time I think he'll come around fully.
After finishing those drinks we got back into the car and drove a few blocks to the center of Custer where they were having some sort of charity street party event. It was a BYOB event, put on by the local police department, so we stopped by a gas station to buy some alcohol for the event. After looking through their selection, Jon and I chose a six pack of Natural (Natty) Ice tallboys, which ran us a total of $4.50. Beer prices in central states are excellent by the way, even if they only sell the weakest watery beer in the country. Sheena was disappointed in Jon for stooping to the level of a hobo, but after a few exaggerated "aww c'mon" type exclamations, she relented to only telling Jon that he wasn't her boyfriend anymore.
The band just did lots of covers, a few of them were OK. I specifically remember a couple of CCR songs which weren't too bad, but on the whole they were a little too loud, so we found a far corner of the roped off parking lot to make our spot. It was still hard enough to hear that a group conversation was not possible, so most of the time it was just Jon and I talking about things over our six pack of Natty. Since talking about all sorts of things is what Jon and I do best together, it was a very enjoyable chance to catch up. Jon finished his first beverage before I did, probably because a lack of sleep and addition of alcohol tends to make me talk more, but I started my third just before he started his. At that point, I think we were just buzzed enough to enjoy talking too much, so when everyone else decided it was time to go, we were only about 25% done with our third drinks. We decided that we couldn't waste it, so since Sheena was driving, we drank them in a couple of minutes and were on our way.
We stopped at Katie's house to drop her off, then took a series of freeways on what seemed like an eternal drive to Wal-Mart. At this point it was around 12:00AM and we were going to Wal-Mart because in an earlier discussion, Jon and Sheena were talking about picking up an air conditioner for their apartment. I estimated that the smallest unit available would probably cool their whole place. There was also some concern about the lack of grounded electrical outlets available. I had volunteered to help Jon ground one to make it work, and also suggested that they could use an adapter as long as they didn't leave it unattended in case static electricity were to build up and have nowhere to go, coming out of the wires as heat instead. I guess we talked about it enough that they decided to go for it. Since a visit to Wal-Mart can't get any better than one you have at 12:30AM with a buzz, I was excited about the notion.
Though the trip seemed to take an eternity, the conversation was very enjoyable. I'm fairly certain that I spoke too passionately on a few subjects that bother me greatly when I'm less tired and intoxicated, but I think that everyone was fairly pleased with the discussions. I don't remember all of the specifics, but I know we touched on subjects of materialism and wedding planning.
When we arrived at the Wal-Mart, Jon and I needed to use the restroom, so Sheena went ahead to explore the land of air conditioners. I remember making lots of jokes and laughing a lot, but I don't think any of it was probably that funny. I can't say for sure since at this point I was beginning to feel very sleepy and couldn't think much beyond that. It took us a few minutes to find Sheena, the air conditioner section was divided up strangely and I guess Sheena was standing between aisles because we walked by a couple of times before finding her. After some deliberation, they selected a unit and after picking up some flour for tomorrow's breakfast, we were on our way. I carried the air conditioner out to the car on my shoulder, I'm not sure why I didn't use a cart, but I think it was because we didn't get one to begin with and I carried it through the store as well, but I'm not completely certain in any case.
We drove back to their apartment and were greeted by their noisy and young cat Pavel. The moment I arrived that morning, he started a non-stop meowing fit. He was mostly meowing at me, but also at Jon and Sheena sometimes, he didn't seem to want anything because he had food and water and was not eager for attention. It wasn't really annoying, it was just strange. We were all very tired by now, so we agreed that the air conditioner setup could wait until the morning and we all went to bed.
I found the couch much more comfortable than the ground or concrete table that I slept on the day before (It was around 2:30am by the time we went to bed, so it was Sunday). The only problem was that my arm would hang over the edge, which eventually led to my arm falling asleep. I woke up after a couple of hours with a cold, dead appendage where my left arm used to be. I rolled over and repositioned, but it took some time for my arm to regain feeling and functionality. I prefer this type of circulation loss much more than a minor one where you get the feeling of a thousand needles poking you at once.
Up until this point I didn't feel any real stiffness from the trip, but wasn't surprised to find that after a bit of sleep I was tense and sore. I went back to sleep and woke up about 4 hours later to Pavel going ape-shit on a plastic Wal-Mart bag that he found and liberated from the contents that held it down. I didn't recognize the sound at first truthfully, I was sleeping so hard that I woke up in one of those hazes where I just stared trying to figure out what was happening. After about 20 seconds of this, he finally came running out, dragging the bag with one of his front paws. His hobbled run/hop reminded me of the way that apes run when they drag something, keeping one paw in the loop of the bag with the other three jumping and twisting high to avoid stepping on the bag.
I laughed and he ran back into Jon and Sheena's bedroom. This was followed by something along the lines of a "What the fuck Pavel?" and the noise of the bag being taken away.
It was still early, so I fell asleep again quickly, but woke up what I estimate was about two hours later because the sun was completely out and very bright. Apparently sunlight was only enough to get myself and Pavel out of bed, so I spent some time working on my return trip plan. Instead of taking I-90 all the way back, I decided to follow 90 North until it went just past Spearfish, then head up US-212, crossing through only 20 miles of Wyoming in the very North East corner. This reduced the trip by about 100 miles, and I assumed that riding a country highway for a while would be much more enjoyable than the Interstate.
After I set my checkpoints for refueling and printed out my directions, I got up to make crepes, which I had promised to show Jon and Sheena how to make after discovering yesterday that they both enjoyed crepes but had never made them. They were both sleeping, so I decided to make them anyway in the hopes that they would get up before I was done, allowing me to demonstrate.
I started by making the blackberry filling. They bought frozen blackberries at Wal-Mart the night before, which turned out (unsurprisingly) to be very bitter. I put them in a sauce pan over low heat to defrost them. Once defrosted I added sugar to extract the juices. The juice came out very easily, but it was still quite tart, so I spooned in sugar until it was more bearable. In general, I think I should have made it sweeter, but after adding as much sugar as I had, I didn't want to go overboard and make it too sweet or simply use too much sugar.
After the blackberries and juice started to boil, I turned the heat way down and added flour to thicken it. This is where I think it tipped back over the edge of slightly too bitter, but the blackberries were just too juicy to use alone without anything else such as cottage cheese or whipped cream.
The filling was done and the crepe pan was hot enough (one of the keys to making crepes effectively is very slow heat), so I started ladeling the batter onto the pan, even though Jon and Sheena were still in bed. Pavel was keeping me company, every time that I opened a cabinet, he would rush in and hide in the far back. At one point, I didn't see him get into the cabinet and shut him in it, realizing a few minutes later what had happened because he was no longer circling and meowing. The same thing happened every time I opened the refrigerator, he was always perched and ready to slip in wherever I was.
I made some coffee with which we could have some irish cream, another something that I was astonished to find neither Jon or Sheena had tried, but I was mostly making the coffee for me since I knew neither of them had any strong affinity for the brew.
After I finished making enough crepes for both of them, I walked over to their room and woke them up by announcing the fact that their food was ready. I had one of my crepes "suzette" with butter, lemon juice and a sprinkling of sugar and one with the blackberry filling.
Once breakfast was finished, I took a long overdue shower and changed into fresh underwear and a long sleeved shirt. I had been wearing shorts from the moment I arrived until now, but had to change back into my one pair of jeans that I brought. They weren't smelly, but they did have a a collection of bug guts on them. Since they would only be collecting more, I didn't think it would matter much.
When I came out, Jon and I unpacked the air conditioner and put it in the window. Due to their odd style of window, and the fact that there were two sets of windows, made it hard to position the air conditioner. They didn't have anything else to use, so we put the air conditioner on some of the styrofoam that it was packed with. I told Jon and Sheena that they could get wood cut to custom lengths at most hardware stores for free, so they could set a 2x4 in place for the cost of the 2x4 (usually $1.99).
It was summer and we were in South Dakota, so it was already at least 90 degrees outside by that time, so I spent a few minutes cooling off in front of the air conditioner before packing up my things. Since I had been in and out of my bags frequently, I started by taking everything out of my saddlebags and duffel, then putting them back in the bag which made the most sense, putting things I would use frequently at the top of my saddle bags. This wasn't hard because I didn't need access to very much while I was actively riding.
I put all the bags on the bike, unlocked my pistol, reloaded it and placed it back in the pocket of my concealment vest. Since my Northern route would be taking me up and over Wyoming, I didn't need to worry about my CPL being invalid on the ride home. I said goodbye, made a last check to verify that I got everything, started my bike and rolled it out onto the sidewalk I rode in on just one day before.
This concludes part 2 of my story, part 3 will consist of my entire journey home. It took me a long time to complete part 2 due to the lack of time I could dedicate to it on my lunch breaks. I hope to finish part 3 in a shorter time frame so that I can go on writing about whatever else I fancy when I have spare time.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Myself, My Pistol and God; A Chronicle of Pain and Beauty Through Five States: Part 1
I packed all of my luggage on Thursday night so that I wouldn't be delayed on Friday morning when I got up. I packed all of my clothes as well as toiletries into my duffel bag, which I attached to the back seat with a bungee net and two bungee cords. I didn't need that many bungee devices to hold the bag down effectively, but I used the extras because you never know when you might find something more you need to pick up. In one saddlebag I stored all of the rain gear that I wouldn't be wearing when I first got out on the road, in the other I stored some bottled water, food and my electronics such as my camera and various chargers. All of the electronics were in their own freezer bag to prevent any food spillage or sudden rainstorm issues.
I set out all of my clothes and gear that I would need to save time as well. Since I knew it would be cold in the morning, I started out wearing my zip up hoody over my long sleeve button down shirt, as well as my well as my leather concealment vest underneath my rain jacket. For my legs, I just wore my rain pants over my jeans. I bought chemical handwarmers to put in my pockets, boots and gloves to keep my hands warm. Even with heavy winter gloves, holding your hand in the same position when it is cold out reduces circulation and makes it hard to keep your fingers warm.
On my head and face, I wore my balaclava and my fleece neck warmer and I kept the face shield on my open-face helmet to break the wind. I thought I would take the shield off later in the day, but the amount of large insects I ran into convinced me to keep it on for the whole trip.
Here I am on Wednesday night, sporting my concealment vest (no pistol since I just got home from work). It was hot, so I only had an undershirt on beneath it.
I love my truck.
I went to bed around 10:00pm on Thursday night, later than I expected, which is why I got up at 3:00am instead of 2:00 as I had initially planned. It can be hard to wake up on only five hours of sleep, but it's just enough rest that I don't feel tired throughout the day. After showering and dressing, I had a breakfast of eggs and toast, it took a little longer than cereal, but the added protein meant I wasn't going to feel hungry so soon. I was on my bike and on the road by 3:45AM, I stopped at my local 76 station to top off the tank and get my starting receipt for my Iron Butts Association (IBA) certification.
I took four dollars out of my wallet and put it in the front pocket of my rain jacket for easy access when I got to the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. There was no traffic on the first leg of the ride, and although it was a little overcast, I didn't run into any rain. I crossed the bridge, got through Tacoma and headed North on I-5 toward the HWY 18 Junction.
The traffic on the east side was obviously a little more dense, but there weren't any slowdowns or backups, so I didn't mind. The one problem I did have was that due to the density of trucks and the fact that I was paying too much attention to my podcast, I didn't notice the HWY 18 sign until I was on top of it. This wasn't a big deal, I just took the next exit and turned around. It probably only added two minutes to my trip in total, but it's annoying when you miss small things like this.
Now cruising effectively on HWY 18, there wasn't much chance of making another error on the trip since getting onto I-90 and staying there was the only technical detail I would need to remember for the next 900 miles, that made things very easy.
One thing I made a point of remembering and noting thoroughly was the towns I would stop in along the way, before my trip I spent an hour mapping out the distance between towns to ensure that I didn't run short on fuel. I stuck to my plan precisely, so my first stop was one of my favorite towns east of the Snoqualmie Summit, Cle Elum, Washington. I stopped at a safeway gas station and filled up, then used the hand drier in their restroom to warm up the tips of my fingers. I made my IBA log entries for my bridge receipt and my gasoline and got back on the road. This would be the last stretch between gas stations in which I would not take a short break in the middle.
As I headed out on I-90 towards Ellensburg, I got to watch the sun continuously rising over the rocky desert ahead. The Columbia river crossing was beautiful, as it always is, but unfortunately there wasn't time to stop and take pictures of everything on this trip, but anyone who hasn't been through this area should take the time to go there now and appreciate the mix of high plains and rock formations.
I don't know if this is new or if I just didn't notice it when I last crossed through Eastern Washington, but they have put signs on the fences to let you know what is growing in the fields. Some of the crops such as wheat and corn were easy to recognize, but it was interesting to find out what the more difficult crops such as potatoes were.
At about 8:30, I saw a sign for a rest stop and decided it would be a good opportunity to call some people up and snack on some donuts while I took a rest. I was far enough east that it was starting to warm up a lot, so it was time to lose the rain gear and heavy gloves.
I called Brandy and left a message, she was still asleep, then called Jon and gave him my first report on where I was. At that point, I was still running well within my expected time frame, but we'll talk more about lost time on a motorcycle later.
This is the first picture of my motorcycle, all packed up. I'm about 50 Miles away from Ritzville, which is my next fuel stop.
I tried to take a picture of myself with the bike in the background, but forgot that I still had the camera zoomed a little, so got a close up of most of my face instead.
This is more like what I wanted, but you can only see the very front of the fender behind my right shoulder.
I couldn't spend the whole day getting it right, so it was time to move on.
It was a little too soon to switch from my heavy gloves to my fingerless gloves since the temperature was still wavering around 60 something, but I kept my hands warm by resting them by the engine one at a time. This is the main reason I installed a throttle lock, I never used it for extended periods throughout the trip, but the ability to rest my right arm and hand without slowing down was very important. With my hoody, vest and jeans, the temperature was very comfortable for the rest of my body.
Since the speed limit was 75, and my average speed was about 80 getting to Ritzville, my fuel mileage dropped significantly. Instead of getting my average 50 to 55 miles per gallon, it went down to about 40. Since it's only a 650, and a V-twin 650 at that, I wasn't terrible surprised. I'm sure that adding the extra weight and wind drag of my gear also contributed to this in a big way.
I pulled off on the first exit for Ritzville, which consisted of an area mixed with industry and old town buildings. There was one gas station very close to the freeway, I drove past it because there was a sign that said a McDonald's was nearby, and it was about time to eat. I spent a few minutes driving around the old town area, but saw no signs of any type of commercial buildings, so I assumed that McDonald's was actually in the newer commercial part of Ritzville, which was just a little ways up the interstate, but wasn't hungry enough to justify another stop so soon.
I went back to the gas station and filled up, then propped my kickstand on a curb so that I could hold the bike level and check the oil, which was perfect. I had a peanut butter granola bar and got back on the road.
It was probably close to 70 degrees outside at this point, very comfortable with my sweater, vest and fingerless gloves. The humid, clean mornings of farmland like this is very refreshing, aside from the times when a farmer has just fertilized his fields with a mixture of manure and water (which doesn't necessarily smell bad, but isn't quite the same). I could tell I was getting close to Spokane because of the large forests of pine that started to crop up and eventually became very dense around me, comparatively speaking anyway. Spokane was crowded since it was now just about 10:00am. I hit a few patches of stopped and crawling traffic, but we were able to resume normal speeds without too much delay.
Spokane has always been interesting to me, it's a well balanced mix of industry and commerce. In that respect, and in reference to it's mix of old and new buildings, it's a lot more like a mid-west city than a western city, even though it's only a few hours from Seattle and it's subsidiaries, which are all extremely commercialized, coastal type cities. The difference between the two halves of Washington state makes it clear why some people want to divide into two states. In my opinion, the diversity is a big benefit to both sides, but in recent times I've heard more rumblings from people in Western Washington who think that the Eastern side of the state is dragging them down. Such a statement couldn't be further from the truth. All of the money we make by selling excess power alone is enough to negate that argument, but in addition the majority of our state's agriculture resides on the east side. It's disappointing that anyone woudl take our cheap power and food for granted in such an extreme way. The only benefit the West side offers the East is the large ports which they use to distribute their goods.
A few miles past Spokane, I stopped in Liberty Lake, Wa to eat and take a break at a McDonald's. I purchased a cheeseburger, fries and a small drink. When people go to a restaurant that offers free refills, then buy a large drink, it bothers me very deeply. Of course, this only applies to people who eat in, not drive through, but the point remains. I used my free refill to fill my empty water bottles some unsweetened iced tea mixed with a splash of lemonade. When you are on a trip, it's nice to be able to change the liquid you are drinking without consuming too much sugar or caffiene, both of which will spike, then crash your energy levels. This is the same reason I eat small meals on the road. I find that you are usually inclined to eat large amounts, but doing so will bring on unbelievable energy crashes. Usually a few minutes after a small meal, I no longer feel hungry, but still feel like eating. I've seen other people behave this way on road trips, I assume it's just a normal response to the monotony of hour after hour of driving. Even if you have great conversation, music and a fun road, your body wants to get out and do something.
I re-packed my bags, got out my iPod charger and plugged it into the newly installed cigarette lighter. It worked perfectly, and the cable wasn't in the way, although I did have to wait to plug it in until after I was already on the motorcycle, which made for a bit of a juggling act. I got back on the interstate and crossed the Spokane River, moving into Idaho. I'm now down to just my long sleeve button up shirt, vest, still wearing my fingerless gloves. I didn't stop in Coeur d'Alene, though it's a very pretty place, my next planned stop was Kellogg, ID. Coeur d'Alene was right in the middle of my two stopping points, and as an added downside, I know from experience that most of the gas stations aren't right on the interstate, so I intentionally worked around it for brevity. Even though I'm in the mountain passes right now, the temperature is starting to get very warm. With all the wind on the interstate, my clock/thermometer read a steady 84 degrees.
I made it to Kellogg without any other breaks, by the time I stopped at a gas station, it was pretty close to 100 degrees. My iPod was charged so I packed up the power cable and took off my black long-sleeve shirt so that I was down to just gloves and my vest. I put on some preemptive sunblock, I've previously mentioned that I don't burn easily, but when you are out in the sun all day like this, especially in the open air, it's much easier to burn and I didn't want to take any risks. A mild burn on a trip like this could become a huge drag.
This point in the trip is where the pain of riding for hours on end really began to set in. It doesn't stay in your ass, your legs get tense and your lower back begins to hurt. I found that the faster my average speed was, the sooner I would wear down and need to take a break. After I crossed the border into Montana, I took a break at a rest stop where there was a small river, about ten miles past the state border. I walked around a little to get some blood flowing back into my legs and butt. For the most part, however, the pains of riding stopped almost immediately after I stood up and started walking.
This is a picture of the river running next to the rest stop.
Here is my motorcycle shining in the midday sun.
I did some leg stretches and put my long sleeve shirt back on. The temperature was a little lower and as previously stated, I didn't want to risk getting any burns. I went around to the backside of a picnic table divider so that I could take my vest off and put it back on over my shirt without inadvertently showing anyone my Sig Sauer pistol. Even though Montana is an open carry state, it's best to avoid any unnecessary risks or time delays due to jumpy travelers who think anyone with a firearm is obviously breaking the law.
I had some beef jerky and got back on the road. The western portion of I-90 in Montana has been under construction for some time. I didn't' see any road crews, so I don't actually know what they are doing there, but there were many points where the interstate was reduced to two lanes and the speed limit was lowered to 55mph. I could see by the dust and debris accumulating on the closed lanes that it had been a long time since any traffic or road crews had passed by. Since I never saw any road crews working, I entertained myself with the notion of riding down the closed sections to see if I could figure out why they were closed. Of course, my limited time kept me from becoming involved in any side adventures of the sort.
Since there wasn't much traffic, there was no real delay, and it gave me a chance to see riders going the opposite direction up close for a while.
I got into Missoula at about 3:30 and stopped for gas at the first station I saw. My mileage had improved a bit due to the long stretches where the speed limit was lowered. I sat at a small table inside the gas station and drank a gatorade while I called Jon and then Brandy to let them know where I was. Jon was at work so I had to leave a voicemail. I informed Brandy that by this point I had figured out that I would need to come back on Sunday morning instead of Monday morning due to the added travel time. After this many hours, it's natural to feel a bit of remorse for taking such a long hard trip, but after traveling so far, going back is entirely out of the question no matter how you feel.
I hadn't hit any sort of wall, but I definitely had a few moments where I asked myself what I was doing, one of those moments where you look at the big picture and consider how completely insane and awkward the world is. This, however, is the reason you take these trips, this becomes your resolve to continue and succeed.
It is probably close to 100 degrees again, but it is a shady afternoon, so the sun does not feel so scorching hot. While I was inside, I left my motorcycle in the shade of the building to cool off for a bit since I was doing the same.
Here I am, just before getting back on and putting myself through another hour of torture.
My bandanna was affixed to my head almost permanently since my hair was not very manageable since it had been under a helmet for so long. Since Montana has no helmet laws, I saw many riders enjoying the wind, helmet free. Joining in was very tempting, but I had no easy location for stowing my helmet and the breeze would have tangled my hair terribly. I didn't bring a brush and was not prepared to spend the time trying to pull the tangles out with a comb.
As I pushed on towards Butte I could see a thunderstorm looming ahead. It was still bright where I was, but the dark overhead clouds and the blurry white smudges below them meant there was some serious rain coming on. You can tell that it's raining ahead when you can't see the horizon. I was pretty sore, so I stopped at a rest stop to rest for a little bit and to see if the storm was moving. I marked the location of the storm over the surrounding hills and laid down on a bench to rest my back. I listened to a podcast for about 15 minutes and got back up. The storm wasn't moving at all. There was no wind in any direction, so even though it was small, it was hovering due east and I wasn't going to be able to avoid it.
Here is a picture of one of the hills near the rest areas I stopped at.
You can see that a forest fire scorched a majority of the pine trees on the hillside, this was a common theme through all of Montana, I assume a lot of it comes from the large wildfire they had four or five years ago, but small fires are commonplace every summer. I love Montana's smooth rolling hills plentiful timbers and flowing rivers. It all comes together nicely. There aren't many places where you can see dense forest and sage brush on the same hillside.
As a side note, the sage brush smelled great through the whole trip, it was all in full bloom and I was able to smell it almost all day and night.
I was still about 30 or 40 miles away from the storm, so I decided to continue riding without rain gear until I got closer. Rain gear isn't something I want to wear because it's still well over 80 degrees outside. As I continued on the road, even though I wasn't yet under the clouds, I occasionally felt droplets on my fingertips. I stopped at the next rest stop, which was oddly close to the last rest stop (only about 39 miles) and got my gear ready.
I brought some trash bags for my duffel bag, but the saddlebags came with their own rain covers which just slip on. I got my rain gear ready, but decided to continue riding until I got closer to the storm before putting it on. Even this close to the cold front, it was warm and increasingly humid.
Here is a picture of the storm looming ahead. The camera didn't really capture the intensity of the dark clouds, but you get the message.
I tried to demonstrate this a little more effectively by showing the sun on the concrete and the motorcycle with the clouds ahead, but it still wasn't quite as powerful as it was in person.
Here is a picture of my low-tech rain cover over my duffel bag. You can see how bright the sun still shines in the background.
I pushed onward into the storm, the droplets on my fingers became more and more frequent, until it a point where it was almost rain. I took the next off-ramp, put on my rain gear. For some reason my iPod had locked up. I couldn't get it to reset or respond in any way, but the battery was very low, so I stashed it in my saddlebag and listened to the splashes of water instead. The rain became very intense and there was a good deal of lightning around. Under an overpass, a fellow rider was taking shelter from the storm and talking on his phone. I might have tried the same thing, but this storm was not going anywhere. One of the nicest things about Washington storms is their constant state of change. In the mid-west, however, storms tend to pummel one reason and hang out until they've got nothing left to throw at you. The intensity is powerful, but it didn't last long. The storm ended well before I got to Butte and the sun came out again, it gave my rain gear a chance to dry off before being stowed again.
I stopped at a combination gas station/Mcdonalds since it was close to 5:00 and definitely time for another meal. I didn't really stop for any type of lunch since I had jerky, granola bars and an apple to hold me over. I stripped off all of my rain gear, including the covers for my duffel and saddle bags and stowed them away. No sign of rain ahead now, so I might as well air out in the cool breeze. I fueled up the motorcycle and parked in a space in front of the McDonald's entrance. I had a quarter pounder meal, which has not only become disappointingly small and expensive, but the quality of meat at McDonald's seems to be getting poorer and poorer all the time.
I received a message from Jon saying that he got my last message, but that he was going to be at work and to keep calling him to give him updates, he'd be home later. I called Brandy and felt a little morose again. I've been riding for 13 hours, but it felt more like 13 days, I barely felt human anymore. After finishing my meal I felt a lot better, though I was disappointed that Mcdonalds only had sweetened tea and no lemonade. Their tea is too weak to be sweetened.
When I got back on the road, the lowering sun lit up the eastern hills I was riding through and made them all glow. I couldn't see much in my rear view mirrors, so I had to look way over my shoulder when checking my blind spot to make sure I was clear. I rode up the familiar hillsides, making a note of the curve which Brandy and I had passed over a year before, and slid the car on the blood of a freshly stricken deer in an attempt to avoid it. Riding or driving in Montana isn't too bad aside from the pass just east of Butte. The steep, blind corners make it very dangerous, so I was glad to be crossing it before nightfall. I knew that the rest of the trip would be relatively flat and straight with wide curves.
At the top of the pass I stopped at a truck parking turnout to put my hoody on. The sun was still up, but the shade was getting cooler. The sweatshirt had been warmed by the sun and felt very cozy warm. Going down the other side I took it easy. The truck speed limit was 25mph to prevent break failure from overheating. All other vehicles were allowed to go 60mph, but since there was no one around, I played it safe at about 50mph. Once to the bottom the roads straightened out and the hills rounded down to tiny nubs. I've finally mastered the art of traveling at lower speeds so that I didn't have to stop as frequently.
I probably rode for a full hour when I heard a type of flapping sound, as if one of the buckles on my saddlebags was undone. I reached down and felt that they were firmly clasped, so I was unsure what to make of it. Since the sun was setting I stopped at the next exit with a gas station since the light was soon going to fade away and make it impossible to pinpoint the problem.
Not that it made any difference, I checked everything on the motorcycle and couldn't find any thing that could be making that sound, so I am guessing it must have been my hood strings or something else. It was getting a little cooler, but was obviously going to be a warm summer night, so I put on my rain jacket to break the wind, but didn't wear my rain pants.
Before I left the gas station I had to take a few snapshots to record as the last pictures of my first day's journey.
Here are a couple of shots of my motorcycle in the setting sun.
The last rays of sun shining on the clouds overhead was beautiful.
Across the parking lot I noticed an interesting fellow who I would have liked speaking with, but judging by what I saw, I probably wouldn't be able to end that conversation in any time shorter than an hour. He had an old pickup with a homemade camper strapped on the back, which was nothing out of the usual, but towing behind that pickup, he had a flatbed trailer, on that, he had a trailered sailboat and an antique car of some sorts. By the looks of it, maybe a VW Carmengia.
My thoughts began to race at the sight of this. Where is this guy going and what is he doing with a camper, sailboat and an antique convertible? He has Washington plates, so I hope to see him again one day when I have time to dedicate to a long conversation with him.
I didn't notice it until I got home and reviewed the pictures further, but the strange wooden frame on top of his trailer is very odd too. I'm still having trouble imagining what that may have been needed for. The bent rear bumper and the angle of the trailer tongue tells me that he's overloaded the tongue of the trailer and the towing capacity of his truck, I didn't expect to see him again down the road, but was quite surprised when he passed me by at about 1:00AM. I thought to myself that he must have been going well over 100mph to catch up that much later, his fuel costs must be astronomical.
Time melts away at night, there is no scenery to pass through, just endless reflectors on highway markers until you spot the next town, a distant glow on the horizon. At first I had the company of lots of cars and trucks, but after about 10:00pm, I was basically alone on the road. Every 30 minutes or so someone would speed by, then I'd be alone again.
Half way to Livingston, I pulled into a rest stop to put on my rain pants to break the wind and keep me a bit warmer. This particular rest stop had forced heat hand dryers, so I was able to warm up a little before getting back on the road. The only problem with that was they also left a weather radio on just loud enough to sound like a radio was playing in another room of a large house. It was positioned over the doorway, very close to the hand dryer. It took me a few minutes to figure out what it was or where it was coming from, but after listening closely I made out most of a weather report which indicated that there were no warnings. I put on my fleece neck-warmer, and checked to see if my iPod had run out of batteries and restarted yet. It had, so I plugged it into the charger and was glad to be accompanied again by podcasts.
There isn't much to observe from the road now. My headlights will occasionally illuminate a bit of bare hillside or a few trees. Sometimes far off light would reflect on water showing me a distant lake. I would have loved some moonlight that night, it wasn't cloudy, but it was humid enough that the stars weren't showing up, and even though I could see my road well, sight distance seemed limited since nothing but darkness surrounded me on all sides.
Fortunately it wasn't too cold out, probably right around 60 degrees. The temperature is much lower on a motorcycle due to the windchill, so without cold weather gear, I wouldn't have been very comfortable if it were much colder.
I get to Livingston at about 10:00pm, I stop at a Conoco and fuel up, use the facilities and get going. I took a large Ibuprofen a couple of hours before and the soreness has faded. I've also been riding at slightly lower speeds with less traffic, which is helping a lot.
As I got closer to Billings, I could see the white strobes on a tower of some sort off in the distance. I remember seeing this on a church trip through Montana several years ago. I remember wondering at that time what the strobes were attached to and why plain red lights weren't sufficient. I still haven't figured it out and probably never will. The interesting thing about the strobes is that they flash at an uneven rate, there is no apparent pattern to their flashes, one flashes and then two will simultaneously flash. Then the middle strobe will flash, then the top, then the bottom. It doesn't seem like they are even on individual timers, it is very odd and when you can see it for many miles, it gives you plenty of time to think about it.
Just before midnight I pulled into a Chevron in Billings. I called Jon to check in, I wasn't going to keep calling Brandy at night since she was probably resting. Jon indicated that he was going to go to bed soon, but that I could keep calling with updates. We spoke for a few minutes about how much overnight road trips could drag on and how odd it was that I felt fairly energetic even though I had been on the road for 18 hours. He recommended using a five hour energy if I felt a little tired, I was already drinking some coffee at the time, warming my fingertips. After the call, I decided to try out the five hour energy, the cashier offered me some ultra extreme version, but I felt that a standard would be more than enough. They also had an alternative flavor, but I stuck with the standard.
Back on the road, the five hour energy slowly started to kick in. It was about what I expected, not a big buzz, but a bit of a manic awake feeling. It felt a bit like chewing nicotine gum, but much weaker overall and less like I was floating.
The Interstate turned south towards Wyoming and the temperature begins to drop a little more. At some previous point I had opened up a couple more chemical hand warmers for my pockets and gloves. They work very well and for the $7 I paid for 24 of them, I can't complain at all. They lasted hours and produced good heat.
At about 1:45 in the morning I began to feel tired, so I decided that I would stop at the next rest stop and take a nap. After this many hours on the road, I was naturally feeling a little lazy and paranoid. Luckily one of the biggest benefits to riding a motorcycle is that you can ride right onto the sidewalk at most rest stops. In this case, the rest stop had nice sidewalk leading right up to a covered picnic table. I parked the bike as close to the end of the table as I could, making sure that I left room to back up and turn around when it was time to leave.
Since I was getting close to the border of Wyoming, and for some reason Wyoming doesn't have CPL reciprocation with Washington State, I unloaded my pistol and stashed it in my duffel bag. I kept the magazines loaded and in my concealment vest, since most states require you to keep the firearm and ammunition separate and since a magazine would be the safest place to store the bullets. Furthermore, there is no law that prevents you from carrying ammunition, as long as you don't have a means to fire it. Although open carrying is permitted and I did bring my hip holster, I had no way to wear my hip holster outside of my rain pants, since the rain pants had no belt loops.
I set my alarm to go off in 25 minutes and, using my duffel bag as a pillow, took a rest on the picnic table. I couldn't help but think paranoid thoughts, There were very few people around and I thought about what I could do if someone stabbed me from behind. My pistol was now separate from the ammunition, but it would be just as hard to access if I had it in my vest, which was wrapped up under my rain gear, on top of that, if it were in my vest, it would not be comfortable to lay on my side. I had the presence of mind to brush it all off as tired paranoia, and managed to snooze for a few minutes.
Four minutes before my alarm I woke up and checked my clock. This is one of the parts of napping that I dislike the most, I never fully go to sleep and if I become consciously aware of the fact that I am sleeping, I wake myself up, worried that I might have overslept. I got back on the road at about 3:45 (Mountain Time) meaning I had just over an hour to make it to Sheridan and therefore pass the 1,000 mile mark, completing the timed portion of my journey.
Getting further south and further from the mountains, the temperature was changing from very cold to very warm frequently. It was more frequently cold, but occasionally I would reach the top of a low sloping hill and would feel a burst of warm air, which would usually fade after the top of the next hill. It's funny how much more you are impacted by conditions. In a car it doesn't matter if it is rainy, cold or warm, you are safe and comfortable inside. On a motorcycle, you have to constantly adjust your gear based on the changing conditions. As noted in "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" though, traveling on a motorcycle really makes you a part of the scenery instead of just another spectator. Not only in the changing conditions, but in the overall experience of your journey. If I were in a car I never would have smelled the Pine forests, fields of sage and Cattle or the fresh clean scent of summer rain. When you are constantly looking through a window, it's more like moving through a painting than experiencing your travels. Riding by the base of cliff gives you a true feeling of awe.
After about 30 minutes of riding, I can see light cresting the southeast sky. I can see shadows of hills and mountains around me, and flat open spaces that represent lakes, but nothing well defined. The road is showing up more effectively which allows me to ride a little faster now, watching for shapes on the horizon. I'm not shivering from the cold, but I feel a little stiff and the idea of the warm day ahead makes me wish the sun would come up just a little faster.
The hills around me are illuminated by a pale blue, to my right are the impressive and steep Big Horn Mountains. I remember crossing them on Highway 14 last June, the switch back climbs what is nearly sheer cliff face, then levels out at about 4,000 feet and after a few miles, drops back down fairly steep cliff face on the other side. It's a beautiful drive and I'm glad that we took that route to Yellowstone instead of the easier Highway 16.
I pull into a gas station in Sheridan at about 4:45, just in time. I pay for my gas, get a receipt and ask the cashier if he would be willing to sign a witness form for my IBA certification. He barely speaks English and doesn't seem to understand, so he declines. I walk outside and ask a man with a horse trailer if he would be willing to fill out the witness form for me, with no questions asked he gladly accepts. My total trip to this point works out to about 1100 miles on my odometer.
Moving my motorcycle into a parking space, I call Brandy and let her know that I was in Sheridan, she was still asleep, so I let her go back to bed. I call Jon and let him know where I am and tell him about my experience with the somewhat rude cashier, walking around to warm up while we talk.
I cross the parking lot to a McDonald's and get myself a hot breakfast sandwich, which I eat while I walk around to continue making blood flow. My back feels a lot better when I walk around and stretch out, so I pace the sidewalk in front of the convenient store a couple of times. A drifter sitting near the truck stop next door asks me if I'm heading to Billings, I let him know that I just came from Billings a couple hours ago and that I just completed a 1000 mile ride in 24 hours from Bremerton, Washington. He said that he had some family in Bremerton and knew the area, we wished each other well and I get back on to ride to a rest stop a few miles up the interstate.
At the rest stop I took a picture of the sunrise, riding into the rising sun hurts the eyes, but it's very pretty.
Here is my motorcycle with the sun rising behind it (which is fairly faded out).
The sun coming up raises the temperature significantly, I take off my fleece neck warmer and balaclava, but I keep my rain gear on for now, the wind is still brisk.
I put on some music and got back on the interstate again, after about 30 miles I start to feel fairly tired. It's that swimmy head feeling where you feel a tad unbalanced and your eyelids are heavy, I know I'll have to stop.
On the side of the interstate a freshly mowed field on a sloping hill draws my attention, I've got the road to myself so I pull off into the field and park. I use my duffel bag as a pillow once again and take an hour nap in the shade of my motorcycle. No need to set any alarms since I've now completed the time sensitive portion of my journey. Occasionally a loud vehicle drives by and wakes me up a little, but overall I got a good hour of sleep in. The setting was very relaxing because I was across the interstate from a pretty lake.
Here is my motorcycle parked in the field. I'm only about 10 feet off of the interstate.
I take off my rain gear and switch to my fingerless gloves again, taking my time packing up, I feel very refreshed. I took a drink of some iced tea mixed with lemonade which was leftover from yesterday. It's already around 60 degrees now, but I keep my sweater on under my vest, I know it will be colder once I get going.
Listening to music again, the highway is empty. I love the red asphalt in Wyoming, though the poor quality patchwork creates some painful jolts at 80mph. I ride for another hour before reaching the next rest stop. I wanted to make a fast stop, so I leave my helmet on (and therefore my headphones in). I stop at the drinking fountain and start to fill up an empty bottle with water. A custodian is sweeping the floor and says something to me, but I can't hear him. I pull the headphone cord until they pop out and he repeats himself. "Have you tasted the water yet? You might want to taste it before you fill up on it."
I indicate that I haven't, but that all the rest stop water has been good enough so far. We talked for a few minutes about where I was coming from and going to, he warns me not to run out of gas out here and I assure him that I've planned out my stops carefully so that I won't run out. The conversation is beginning to end and I fill up the water bottle, he again asserts that I should taste it, I do and it's a terrible soapy flavor, he laughs and says that they have a shallow water table and lots of strip mines in the area. I fill it up anyway in case I need it, but don't intend to drink it unless I have no other choice.
At about 8:00 I pull into Moorcroft, WY for gasoline, I buy a 1 liter bottle of water and laugh to myself thinking about Super Troopers while I do so. It has a wide mouth, so it will be easy to refill. I end up keeping this for the rest of my trip. Having a good supply of water now, I dump out the soapy rest stop water and call Jon, immediately greeted by a "Where are you?"
I explain that I stopped for a nap on the side of the interstate and tell him that I'm probably about two hours away now. I suggest that we go to breakfast when I get there, if they can wait another two hours and they agree. Since I haven't been to their new home, I get the GPS out, mount it to the glass of my speedometer and program the destination. It's very warm now, I take off my sweater and pack it away then get back on the road. I have to look around my GPS to see my speedometer, but the mileage reading on the GPS and watching the estimated arrival time wind down was nice. I hit the highway and maintain an 85 - 90mph speed for most of the remaining trip. It makes me sore, but I'm eager to be done with this ride. It became very painful, but I pushed through to Rapid City without any other stops.
As I got closer to Rapid City there were a lot more insects since the forests had become fairly dense. Occasionally I get a feeling like a droplet of water on my fingertips, but it was only a very moist bug. All the bugs make me think back to an earlier point in the trip (I don't remember when) that I stopped in a rest stop and was surprised to find a bee hiding inside the end of my fingerless gloves. I managed to shake it out without being stung, but the paranoia makes me check my gloves every few minutes as I ride. One particularly large insect hit the corner of my mirror and then hit my fingertips, it was astonishingly wet.
I was glad to see that they were still working on the same improvements to I-90 that they were working on the last time I was there. The speed limit dropped to 45mph for a few miles, but went back up to 65mph as I got closer.
The last few miles to the exit seemed to take forever, after all of these miles, I was very ready to take a break from the road. I took the I-190 exit to head right for the center of Rapid City, I-190 is a bit of a joke, it heads North/South instead of East/West like it should, and it is only about 1 mile long. It looks like Rapid City simply did what many other cities do in designating a small stretch of freeway as an interstate so that the federal government will build and maintain it, much like Tacoma's I-705 or Portland's branch of I-405. After getting off the Interstate, it was just a few blocks to Jon and Sheena's apartment. Google Street View had pictures of Columbus Street, so I was already familiar with the corner where I needed to ride up onto the crosswalk about a third of a block into the front yard of Jon and Sheena's place.
Jon and I had previously discussed this, so I knew I could stash my motorcycle behind the hedge out front. I took my bags inside for safety, but motorcycles are easy to steal, so I was glad to have a secluded hideaway for it. Not to mention it was shady, so the seat wouldn't take a beating from full sunlight all day long. Having saddlebags that can be zipped off was never more convenient than this time. I was able to carry everything up in one trip, they had a convenient closet in the living room where I was able to keep all of my stuff out of the way.
I had arrived.
There is plenty more to say, but for the sake of keeping this digestible, I'm dividing it into three portions, next will be my short stay in South Dakota, and after that I will write about the journey home.
I set out all of my clothes and gear that I would need to save time as well. Since I knew it would be cold in the morning, I started out wearing my zip up hoody over my long sleeve button down shirt, as well as my well as my leather concealment vest underneath my rain jacket. For my legs, I just wore my rain pants over my jeans. I bought chemical handwarmers to put in my pockets, boots and gloves to keep my hands warm. Even with heavy winter gloves, holding your hand in the same position when it is cold out reduces circulation and makes it hard to keep your fingers warm.
On my head and face, I wore my balaclava and my fleece neck warmer and I kept the face shield on my open-face helmet to break the wind. I thought I would take the shield off later in the day, but the amount of large insects I ran into convinced me to keep it on for the whole trip.
Here I am on Wednesday night, sporting my concealment vest (no pistol since I just got home from work). It was hot, so I only had an undershirt on beneath it.
I love my truck.
I went to bed around 10:00pm on Thursday night, later than I expected, which is why I got up at 3:00am instead of 2:00 as I had initially planned. It can be hard to wake up on only five hours of sleep, but it's just enough rest that I don't feel tired throughout the day. After showering and dressing, I had a breakfast of eggs and toast, it took a little longer than cereal, but the added protein meant I wasn't going to feel hungry so soon. I was on my bike and on the road by 3:45AM, I stopped at my local 76 station to top off the tank and get my starting receipt for my Iron Butts Association (IBA) certification.
I took four dollars out of my wallet and put it in the front pocket of my rain jacket for easy access when I got to the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. There was no traffic on the first leg of the ride, and although it was a little overcast, I didn't run into any rain. I crossed the bridge, got through Tacoma and headed North on I-5 toward the HWY 18 Junction.
The traffic on the east side was obviously a little more dense, but there weren't any slowdowns or backups, so I didn't mind. The one problem I did have was that due to the density of trucks and the fact that I was paying too much attention to my podcast, I didn't notice the HWY 18 sign until I was on top of it. This wasn't a big deal, I just took the next exit and turned around. It probably only added two minutes to my trip in total, but it's annoying when you miss small things like this.
Now cruising effectively on HWY 18, there wasn't much chance of making another error on the trip since getting onto I-90 and staying there was the only technical detail I would need to remember for the next 900 miles, that made things very easy.
One thing I made a point of remembering and noting thoroughly was the towns I would stop in along the way, before my trip I spent an hour mapping out the distance between towns to ensure that I didn't run short on fuel. I stuck to my plan precisely, so my first stop was one of my favorite towns east of the Snoqualmie Summit, Cle Elum, Washington. I stopped at a safeway gas station and filled up, then used the hand drier in their restroom to warm up the tips of my fingers. I made my IBA log entries for my bridge receipt and my gasoline and got back on the road. This would be the last stretch between gas stations in which I would not take a short break in the middle.
As I headed out on I-90 towards Ellensburg, I got to watch the sun continuously rising over the rocky desert ahead. The Columbia river crossing was beautiful, as it always is, but unfortunately there wasn't time to stop and take pictures of everything on this trip, but anyone who hasn't been through this area should take the time to go there now and appreciate the mix of high plains and rock formations.
I don't know if this is new or if I just didn't notice it when I last crossed through Eastern Washington, but they have put signs on the fences to let you know what is growing in the fields. Some of the crops such as wheat and corn were easy to recognize, but it was interesting to find out what the more difficult crops such as potatoes were.
At about 8:30, I saw a sign for a rest stop and decided it would be a good opportunity to call some people up and snack on some donuts while I took a rest. I was far enough east that it was starting to warm up a lot, so it was time to lose the rain gear and heavy gloves.
I called Brandy and left a message, she was still asleep, then called Jon and gave him my first report on where I was. At that point, I was still running well within my expected time frame, but we'll talk more about lost time on a motorcycle later.
This is the first picture of my motorcycle, all packed up. I'm about 50 Miles away from Ritzville, which is my next fuel stop.
I tried to take a picture of myself with the bike in the background, but forgot that I still had the camera zoomed a little, so got a close up of most of my face instead.
This is more like what I wanted, but you can only see the very front of the fender behind my right shoulder.
I couldn't spend the whole day getting it right, so it was time to move on.
It was a little too soon to switch from my heavy gloves to my fingerless gloves since the temperature was still wavering around 60 something, but I kept my hands warm by resting them by the engine one at a time. This is the main reason I installed a throttle lock, I never used it for extended periods throughout the trip, but the ability to rest my right arm and hand without slowing down was very important. With my hoody, vest and jeans, the temperature was very comfortable for the rest of my body.
Since the speed limit was 75, and my average speed was about 80 getting to Ritzville, my fuel mileage dropped significantly. Instead of getting my average 50 to 55 miles per gallon, it went down to about 40. Since it's only a 650, and a V-twin 650 at that, I wasn't terrible surprised. I'm sure that adding the extra weight and wind drag of my gear also contributed to this in a big way.
I pulled off on the first exit for Ritzville, which consisted of an area mixed with industry and old town buildings. There was one gas station very close to the freeway, I drove past it because there was a sign that said a McDonald's was nearby, and it was about time to eat. I spent a few minutes driving around the old town area, but saw no signs of any type of commercial buildings, so I assumed that McDonald's was actually in the newer commercial part of Ritzville, which was just a little ways up the interstate, but wasn't hungry enough to justify another stop so soon.
I went back to the gas station and filled up, then propped my kickstand on a curb so that I could hold the bike level and check the oil, which was perfect. I had a peanut butter granola bar and got back on the road.
It was probably close to 70 degrees outside at this point, very comfortable with my sweater, vest and fingerless gloves. The humid, clean mornings of farmland like this is very refreshing, aside from the times when a farmer has just fertilized his fields with a mixture of manure and water (which doesn't necessarily smell bad, but isn't quite the same). I could tell I was getting close to Spokane because of the large forests of pine that started to crop up and eventually became very dense around me, comparatively speaking anyway. Spokane was crowded since it was now just about 10:00am. I hit a few patches of stopped and crawling traffic, but we were able to resume normal speeds without too much delay.
Spokane has always been interesting to me, it's a well balanced mix of industry and commerce. In that respect, and in reference to it's mix of old and new buildings, it's a lot more like a mid-west city than a western city, even though it's only a few hours from Seattle and it's subsidiaries, which are all extremely commercialized, coastal type cities. The difference between the two halves of Washington state makes it clear why some people want to divide into two states. In my opinion, the diversity is a big benefit to both sides, but in recent times I've heard more rumblings from people in Western Washington who think that the Eastern side of the state is dragging them down. Such a statement couldn't be further from the truth. All of the money we make by selling excess power alone is enough to negate that argument, but in addition the majority of our state's agriculture resides on the east side. It's disappointing that anyone woudl take our cheap power and food for granted in such an extreme way. The only benefit the West side offers the East is the large ports which they use to distribute their goods.
A few miles past Spokane, I stopped in Liberty Lake, Wa to eat and take a break at a McDonald's. I purchased a cheeseburger, fries and a small drink. When people go to a restaurant that offers free refills, then buy a large drink, it bothers me very deeply. Of course, this only applies to people who eat in, not drive through, but the point remains. I used my free refill to fill my empty water bottles some unsweetened iced tea mixed with a splash of lemonade. When you are on a trip, it's nice to be able to change the liquid you are drinking without consuming too much sugar or caffiene, both of which will spike, then crash your energy levels. This is the same reason I eat small meals on the road. I find that you are usually inclined to eat large amounts, but doing so will bring on unbelievable energy crashes. Usually a few minutes after a small meal, I no longer feel hungry, but still feel like eating. I've seen other people behave this way on road trips, I assume it's just a normal response to the monotony of hour after hour of driving. Even if you have great conversation, music and a fun road, your body wants to get out and do something.
I re-packed my bags, got out my iPod charger and plugged it into the newly installed cigarette lighter. It worked perfectly, and the cable wasn't in the way, although I did have to wait to plug it in until after I was already on the motorcycle, which made for a bit of a juggling act. I got back on the interstate and crossed the Spokane River, moving into Idaho. I'm now down to just my long sleeve button up shirt, vest, still wearing my fingerless gloves. I didn't stop in Coeur d'Alene, though it's a very pretty place, my next planned stop was Kellogg, ID. Coeur d'Alene was right in the middle of my two stopping points, and as an added downside, I know from experience that most of the gas stations aren't right on the interstate, so I intentionally worked around it for brevity. Even though I'm in the mountain passes right now, the temperature is starting to get very warm. With all the wind on the interstate, my clock/thermometer read a steady 84 degrees.
I made it to Kellogg without any other breaks, by the time I stopped at a gas station, it was pretty close to 100 degrees. My iPod was charged so I packed up the power cable and took off my black long-sleeve shirt so that I was down to just gloves and my vest. I put on some preemptive sunblock, I've previously mentioned that I don't burn easily, but when you are out in the sun all day like this, especially in the open air, it's much easier to burn and I didn't want to take any risks. A mild burn on a trip like this could become a huge drag.
This point in the trip is where the pain of riding for hours on end really began to set in. It doesn't stay in your ass, your legs get tense and your lower back begins to hurt. I found that the faster my average speed was, the sooner I would wear down and need to take a break. After I crossed the border into Montana, I took a break at a rest stop where there was a small river, about ten miles past the state border. I walked around a little to get some blood flowing back into my legs and butt. For the most part, however, the pains of riding stopped almost immediately after I stood up and started walking.
This is a picture of the river running next to the rest stop.
Here is my motorcycle shining in the midday sun.
I did some leg stretches and put my long sleeve shirt back on. The temperature was a little lower and as previously stated, I didn't want to risk getting any burns. I went around to the backside of a picnic table divider so that I could take my vest off and put it back on over my shirt without inadvertently showing anyone my Sig Sauer pistol. Even though Montana is an open carry state, it's best to avoid any unnecessary risks or time delays due to jumpy travelers who think anyone with a firearm is obviously breaking the law.
I had some beef jerky and got back on the road. The western portion of I-90 in Montana has been under construction for some time. I didn't' see any road crews, so I don't actually know what they are doing there, but there were many points where the interstate was reduced to two lanes and the speed limit was lowered to 55mph. I could see by the dust and debris accumulating on the closed lanes that it had been a long time since any traffic or road crews had passed by. Since I never saw any road crews working, I entertained myself with the notion of riding down the closed sections to see if I could figure out why they were closed. Of course, my limited time kept me from becoming involved in any side adventures of the sort.
Since there wasn't much traffic, there was no real delay, and it gave me a chance to see riders going the opposite direction up close for a while.
I got into Missoula at about 3:30 and stopped for gas at the first station I saw. My mileage had improved a bit due to the long stretches where the speed limit was lowered. I sat at a small table inside the gas station and drank a gatorade while I called Jon and then Brandy to let them know where I was. Jon was at work so I had to leave a voicemail. I informed Brandy that by this point I had figured out that I would need to come back on Sunday morning instead of Monday morning due to the added travel time. After this many hours, it's natural to feel a bit of remorse for taking such a long hard trip, but after traveling so far, going back is entirely out of the question no matter how you feel.
I hadn't hit any sort of wall, but I definitely had a few moments where I asked myself what I was doing, one of those moments where you look at the big picture and consider how completely insane and awkward the world is. This, however, is the reason you take these trips, this becomes your resolve to continue and succeed.
It is probably close to 100 degrees again, but it is a shady afternoon, so the sun does not feel so scorching hot. While I was inside, I left my motorcycle in the shade of the building to cool off for a bit since I was doing the same.
Here I am, just before getting back on and putting myself through another hour of torture.
My bandanna was affixed to my head almost permanently since my hair was not very manageable since it had been under a helmet for so long. Since Montana has no helmet laws, I saw many riders enjoying the wind, helmet free. Joining in was very tempting, but I had no easy location for stowing my helmet and the breeze would have tangled my hair terribly. I didn't bring a brush and was not prepared to spend the time trying to pull the tangles out with a comb.
As I pushed on towards Butte I could see a thunderstorm looming ahead. It was still bright where I was, but the dark overhead clouds and the blurry white smudges below them meant there was some serious rain coming on. You can tell that it's raining ahead when you can't see the horizon. I was pretty sore, so I stopped at a rest stop to rest for a little bit and to see if the storm was moving. I marked the location of the storm over the surrounding hills and laid down on a bench to rest my back. I listened to a podcast for about 15 minutes and got back up. The storm wasn't moving at all. There was no wind in any direction, so even though it was small, it was hovering due east and I wasn't going to be able to avoid it.
Here is a picture of one of the hills near the rest areas I stopped at.
You can see that a forest fire scorched a majority of the pine trees on the hillside, this was a common theme through all of Montana, I assume a lot of it comes from the large wildfire they had four or five years ago, but small fires are commonplace every summer. I love Montana's smooth rolling hills plentiful timbers and flowing rivers. It all comes together nicely. There aren't many places where you can see dense forest and sage brush on the same hillside.
As a side note, the sage brush smelled great through the whole trip, it was all in full bloom and I was able to smell it almost all day and night.
I was still about 30 or 40 miles away from the storm, so I decided to continue riding without rain gear until I got closer. Rain gear isn't something I want to wear because it's still well over 80 degrees outside. As I continued on the road, even though I wasn't yet under the clouds, I occasionally felt droplets on my fingertips. I stopped at the next rest stop, which was oddly close to the last rest stop (only about 39 miles) and got my gear ready.
I brought some trash bags for my duffel bag, but the saddlebags came with their own rain covers which just slip on. I got my rain gear ready, but decided to continue riding until I got closer to the storm before putting it on. Even this close to the cold front, it was warm and increasingly humid.
Here is a picture of the storm looming ahead. The camera didn't really capture the intensity of the dark clouds, but you get the message.
I tried to demonstrate this a little more effectively by showing the sun on the concrete and the motorcycle with the clouds ahead, but it still wasn't quite as powerful as it was in person.
Here is a picture of my low-tech rain cover over my duffel bag. You can see how bright the sun still shines in the background.
I pushed onward into the storm, the droplets on my fingers became more and more frequent, until it a point where it was almost rain. I took the next off-ramp, put on my rain gear. For some reason my iPod had locked up. I couldn't get it to reset or respond in any way, but the battery was very low, so I stashed it in my saddlebag and listened to the splashes of water instead. The rain became very intense and there was a good deal of lightning around. Under an overpass, a fellow rider was taking shelter from the storm and talking on his phone. I might have tried the same thing, but this storm was not going anywhere. One of the nicest things about Washington storms is their constant state of change. In the mid-west, however, storms tend to pummel one reason and hang out until they've got nothing left to throw at you. The intensity is powerful, but it didn't last long. The storm ended well before I got to Butte and the sun came out again, it gave my rain gear a chance to dry off before being stowed again.
I stopped at a combination gas station/Mcdonalds since it was close to 5:00 and definitely time for another meal. I didn't really stop for any type of lunch since I had jerky, granola bars and an apple to hold me over. I stripped off all of my rain gear, including the covers for my duffel and saddle bags and stowed them away. No sign of rain ahead now, so I might as well air out in the cool breeze. I fueled up the motorcycle and parked in a space in front of the McDonald's entrance. I had a quarter pounder meal, which has not only become disappointingly small and expensive, but the quality of meat at McDonald's seems to be getting poorer and poorer all the time.
I received a message from Jon saying that he got my last message, but that he was going to be at work and to keep calling him to give him updates, he'd be home later. I called Brandy and felt a little morose again. I've been riding for 13 hours, but it felt more like 13 days, I barely felt human anymore. After finishing my meal I felt a lot better, though I was disappointed that Mcdonalds only had sweetened tea and no lemonade. Their tea is too weak to be sweetened.
When I got back on the road, the lowering sun lit up the eastern hills I was riding through and made them all glow. I couldn't see much in my rear view mirrors, so I had to look way over my shoulder when checking my blind spot to make sure I was clear. I rode up the familiar hillsides, making a note of the curve which Brandy and I had passed over a year before, and slid the car on the blood of a freshly stricken deer in an attempt to avoid it. Riding or driving in Montana isn't too bad aside from the pass just east of Butte. The steep, blind corners make it very dangerous, so I was glad to be crossing it before nightfall. I knew that the rest of the trip would be relatively flat and straight with wide curves.
At the top of the pass I stopped at a truck parking turnout to put my hoody on. The sun was still up, but the shade was getting cooler. The sweatshirt had been warmed by the sun and felt very cozy warm. Going down the other side I took it easy. The truck speed limit was 25mph to prevent break failure from overheating. All other vehicles were allowed to go 60mph, but since there was no one around, I played it safe at about 50mph. Once to the bottom the roads straightened out and the hills rounded down to tiny nubs. I've finally mastered the art of traveling at lower speeds so that I didn't have to stop as frequently.
I probably rode for a full hour when I heard a type of flapping sound, as if one of the buckles on my saddlebags was undone. I reached down and felt that they were firmly clasped, so I was unsure what to make of it. Since the sun was setting I stopped at the next exit with a gas station since the light was soon going to fade away and make it impossible to pinpoint the problem.
Not that it made any difference, I checked everything on the motorcycle and couldn't find any thing that could be making that sound, so I am guessing it must have been my hood strings or something else. It was getting a little cooler, but was obviously going to be a warm summer night, so I put on my rain jacket to break the wind, but didn't wear my rain pants.
Before I left the gas station I had to take a few snapshots to record as the last pictures of my first day's journey.
Here are a couple of shots of my motorcycle in the setting sun.
The last rays of sun shining on the clouds overhead was beautiful.
Across the parking lot I noticed an interesting fellow who I would have liked speaking with, but judging by what I saw, I probably wouldn't be able to end that conversation in any time shorter than an hour. He had an old pickup with a homemade camper strapped on the back, which was nothing out of the usual, but towing behind that pickup, he had a flatbed trailer, on that, he had a trailered sailboat and an antique car of some sorts. By the looks of it, maybe a VW Carmengia.
My thoughts began to race at the sight of this. Where is this guy going and what is he doing with a camper, sailboat and an antique convertible? He has Washington plates, so I hope to see him again one day when I have time to dedicate to a long conversation with him.
I didn't notice it until I got home and reviewed the pictures further, but the strange wooden frame on top of his trailer is very odd too. I'm still having trouble imagining what that may have been needed for. The bent rear bumper and the angle of the trailer tongue tells me that he's overloaded the tongue of the trailer and the towing capacity of his truck, I didn't expect to see him again down the road, but was quite surprised when he passed me by at about 1:00AM. I thought to myself that he must have been going well over 100mph to catch up that much later, his fuel costs must be astronomical.
Time melts away at night, there is no scenery to pass through, just endless reflectors on highway markers until you spot the next town, a distant glow on the horizon. At first I had the company of lots of cars and trucks, but after about 10:00pm, I was basically alone on the road. Every 30 minutes or so someone would speed by, then I'd be alone again.
Half way to Livingston, I pulled into a rest stop to put on my rain pants to break the wind and keep me a bit warmer. This particular rest stop had forced heat hand dryers, so I was able to warm up a little before getting back on the road. The only problem with that was they also left a weather radio on just loud enough to sound like a radio was playing in another room of a large house. It was positioned over the doorway, very close to the hand dryer. It took me a few minutes to figure out what it was or where it was coming from, but after listening closely I made out most of a weather report which indicated that there were no warnings. I put on my fleece neck-warmer, and checked to see if my iPod had run out of batteries and restarted yet. It had, so I plugged it into the charger and was glad to be accompanied again by podcasts.
There isn't much to observe from the road now. My headlights will occasionally illuminate a bit of bare hillside or a few trees. Sometimes far off light would reflect on water showing me a distant lake. I would have loved some moonlight that night, it wasn't cloudy, but it was humid enough that the stars weren't showing up, and even though I could see my road well, sight distance seemed limited since nothing but darkness surrounded me on all sides.
Fortunately it wasn't too cold out, probably right around 60 degrees. The temperature is much lower on a motorcycle due to the windchill, so without cold weather gear, I wouldn't have been very comfortable if it were much colder.
I get to Livingston at about 10:00pm, I stop at a Conoco and fuel up, use the facilities and get going. I took a large Ibuprofen a couple of hours before and the soreness has faded. I've also been riding at slightly lower speeds with less traffic, which is helping a lot.
As I got closer to Billings, I could see the white strobes on a tower of some sort off in the distance. I remember seeing this on a church trip through Montana several years ago. I remember wondering at that time what the strobes were attached to and why plain red lights weren't sufficient. I still haven't figured it out and probably never will. The interesting thing about the strobes is that they flash at an uneven rate, there is no apparent pattern to their flashes, one flashes and then two will simultaneously flash. Then the middle strobe will flash, then the top, then the bottom. It doesn't seem like they are even on individual timers, it is very odd and when you can see it for many miles, it gives you plenty of time to think about it.
Just before midnight I pulled into a Chevron in Billings. I called Jon to check in, I wasn't going to keep calling Brandy at night since she was probably resting. Jon indicated that he was going to go to bed soon, but that I could keep calling with updates. We spoke for a few minutes about how much overnight road trips could drag on and how odd it was that I felt fairly energetic even though I had been on the road for 18 hours. He recommended using a five hour energy if I felt a little tired, I was already drinking some coffee at the time, warming my fingertips. After the call, I decided to try out the five hour energy, the cashier offered me some ultra extreme version, but I felt that a standard would be more than enough. They also had an alternative flavor, but I stuck with the standard.
Back on the road, the five hour energy slowly started to kick in. It was about what I expected, not a big buzz, but a bit of a manic awake feeling. It felt a bit like chewing nicotine gum, but much weaker overall and less like I was floating.
The Interstate turned south towards Wyoming and the temperature begins to drop a little more. At some previous point I had opened up a couple more chemical hand warmers for my pockets and gloves. They work very well and for the $7 I paid for 24 of them, I can't complain at all. They lasted hours and produced good heat.
At about 1:45 in the morning I began to feel tired, so I decided that I would stop at the next rest stop and take a nap. After this many hours on the road, I was naturally feeling a little lazy and paranoid. Luckily one of the biggest benefits to riding a motorcycle is that you can ride right onto the sidewalk at most rest stops. In this case, the rest stop had nice sidewalk leading right up to a covered picnic table. I parked the bike as close to the end of the table as I could, making sure that I left room to back up and turn around when it was time to leave.
Since I was getting close to the border of Wyoming, and for some reason Wyoming doesn't have CPL reciprocation with Washington State, I unloaded my pistol and stashed it in my duffel bag. I kept the magazines loaded and in my concealment vest, since most states require you to keep the firearm and ammunition separate and since a magazine would be the safest place to store the bullets. Furthermore, there is no law that prevents you from carrying ammunition, as long as you don't have a means to fire it. Although open carrying is permitted and I did bring my hip holster, I had no way to wear my hip holster outside of my rain pants, since the rain pants had no belt loops.
I set my alarm to go off in 25 minutes and, using my duffel bag as a pillow, took a rest on the picnic table. I couldn't help but think paranoid thoughts, There were very few people around and I thought about what I could do if someone stabbed me from behind. My pistol was now separate from the ammunition, but it would be just as hard to access if I had it in my vest, which was wrapped up under my rain gear, on top of that, if it were in my vest, it would not be comfortable to lay on my side. I had the presence of mind to brush it all off as tired paranoia, and managed to snooze for a few minutes.
Four minutes before my alarm I woke up and checked my clock. This is one of the parts of napping that I dislike the most, I never fully go to sleep and if I become consciously aware of the fact that I am sleeping, I wake myself up, worried that I might have overslept. I got back on the road at about 3:45 (Mountain Time) meaning I had just over an hour to make it to Sheridan and therefore pass the 1,000 mile mark, completing the timed portion of my journey.
Getting further south and further from the mountains, the temperature was changing from very cold to very warm frequently. It was more frequently cold, but occasionally I would reach the top of a low sloping hill and would feel a burst of warm air, which would usually fade after the top of the next hill. It's funny how much more you are impacted by conditions. In a car it doesn't matter if it is rainy, cold or warm, you are safe and comfortable inside. On a motorcycle, you have to constantly adjust your gear based on the changing conditions. As noted in "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" though, traveling on a motorcycle really makes you a part of the scenery instead of just another spectator. Not only in the changing conditions, but in the overall experience of your journey. If I were in a car I never would have smelled the Pine forests, fields of sage and Cattle or the fresh clean scent of summer rain. When you are constantly looking through a window, it's more like moving through a painting than experiencing your travels. Riding by the base of cliff gives you a true feeling of awe.
After about 30 minutes of riding, I can see light cresting the southeast sky. I can see shadows of hills and mountains around me, and flat open spaces that represent lakes, but nothing well defined. The road is showing up more effectively which allows me to ride a little faster now, watching for shapes on the horizon. I'm not shivering from the cold, but I feel a little stiff and the idea of the warm day ahead makes me wish the sun would come up just a little faster.
The hills around me are illuminated by a pale blue, to my right are the impressive and steep Big Horn Mountains. I remember crossing them on Highway 14 last June, the switch back climbs what is nearly sheer cliff face, then levels out at about 4,000 feet and after a few miles, drops back down fairly steep cliff face on the other side. It's a beautiful drive and I'm glad that we took that route to Yellowstone instead of the easier Highway 16.
I pull into a gas station in Sheridan at about 4:45, just in time. I pay for my gas, get a receipt and ask the cashier if he would be willing to sign a witness form for my IBA certification. He barely speaks English and doesn't seem to understand, so he declines. I walk outside and ask a man with a horse trailer if he would be willing to fill out the witness form for me, with no questions asked he gladly accepts. My total trip to this point works out to about 1100 miles on my odometer.
Moving my motorcycle into a parking space, I call Brandy and let her know that I was in Sheridan, she was still asleep, so I let her go back to bed. I call Jon and let him know where I am and tell him about my experience with the somewhat rude cashier, walking around to warm up while we talk.
I cross the parking lot to a McDonald's and get myself a hot breakfast sandwich, which I eat while I walk around to continue making blood flow. My back feels a lot better when I walk around and stretch out, so I pace the sidewalk in front of the convenient store a couple of times. A drifter sitting near the truck stop next door asks me if I'm heading to Billings, I let him know that I just came from Billings a couple hours ago and that I just completed a 1000 mile ride in 24 hours from Bremerton, Washington. He said that he had some family in Bremerton and knew the area, we wished each other well and I get back on to ride to a rest stop a few miles up the interstate.
At the rest stop I took a picture of the sunrise, riding into the rising sun hurts the eyes, but it's very pretty.
Here is my motorcycle with the sun rising behind it (which is fairly faded out).
The sun coming up raises the temperature significantly, I take off my fleece neck warmer and balaclava, but I keep my rain gear on for now, the wind is still brisk.
I put on some music and got back on the interstate again, after about 30 miles I start to feel fairly tired. It's that swimmy head feeling where you feel a tad unbalanced and your eyelids are heavy, I know I'll have to stop.
On the side of the interstate a freshly mowed field on a sloping hill draws my attention, I've got the road to myself so I pull off into the field and park. I use my duffel bag as a pillow once again and take an hour nap in the shade of my motorcycle. No need to set any alarms since I've now completed the time sensitive portion of my journey. Occasionally a loud vehicle drives by and wakes me up a little, but overall I got a good hour of sleep in. The setting was very relaxing because I was across the interstate from a pretty lake.
Here is my motorcycle parked in the field. I'm only about 10 feet off of the interstate.
I take off my rain gear and switch to my fingerless gloves again, taking my time packing up, I feel very refreshed. I took a drink of some iced tea mixed with lemonade which was leftover from yesterday. It's already around 60 degrees now, but I keep my sweater on under my vest, I know it will be colder once I get going.
Listening to music again, the highway is empty. I love the red asphalt in Wyoming, though the poor quality patchwork creates some painful jolts at 80mph. I ride for another hour before reaching the next rest stop. I wanted to make a fast stop, so I leave my helmet on (and therefore my headphones in). I stop at the drinking fountain and start to fill up an empty bottle with water. A custodian is sweeping the floor and says something to me, but I can't hear him. I pull the headphone cord until they pop out and he repeats himself. "Have you tasted the water yet? You might want to taste it before you fill up on it."
I indicate that I haven't, but that all the rest stop water has been good enough so far. We talked for a few minutes about where I was coming from and going to, he warns me not to run out of gas out here and I assure him that I've planned out my stops carefully so that I won't run out. The conversation is beginning to end and I fill up the water bottle, he again asserts that I should taste it, I do and it's a terrible soapy flavor, he laughs and says that they have a shallow water table and lots of strip mines in the area. I fill it up anyway in case I need it, but don't intend to drink it unless I have no other choice.
At about 8:00 I pull into Moorcroft, WY for gasoline, I buy a 1 liter bottle of water and laugh to myself thinking about Super Troopers while I do so. It has a wide mouth, so it will be easy to refill. I end up keeping this for the rest of my trip. Having a good supply of water now, I dump out the soapy rest stop water and call Jon, immediately greeted by a "Where are you?"
I explain that I stopped for a nap on the side of the interstate and tell him that I'm probably about two hours away now. I suggest that we go to breakfast when I get there, if they can wait another two hours and they agree. Since I haven't been to their new home, I get the GPS out, mount it to the glass of my speedometer and program the destination. It's very warm now, I take off my sweater and pack it away then get back on the road. I have to look around my GPS to see my speedometer, but the mileage reading on the GPS and watching the estimated arrival time wind down was nice. I hit the highway and maintain an 85 - 90mph speed for most of the remaining trip. It makes me sore, but I'm eager to be done with this ride. It became very painful, but I pushed through to Rapid City without any other stops.
As I got closer to Rapid City there were a lot more insects since the forests had become fairly dense. Occasionally I get a feeling like a droplet of water on my fingertips, but it was only a very moist bug. All the bugs make me think back to an earlier point in the trip (I don't remember when) that I stopped in a rest stop and was surprised to find a bee hiding inside the end of my fingerless gloves. I managed to shake it out without being stung, but the paranoia makes me check my gloves every few minutes as I ride. One particularly large insect hit the corner of my mirror and then hit my fingertips, it was astonishingly wet.
I was glad to see that they were still working on the same improvements to I-90 that they were working on the last time I was there. The speed limit dropped to 45mph for a few miles, but went back up to 65mph as I got closer.
The last few miles to the exit seemed to take forever, after all of these miles, I was very ready to take a break from the road. I took the I-190 exit to head right for the center of Rapid City, I-190 is a bit of a joke, it heads North/South instead of East/West like it should, and it is only about 1 mile long. It looks like Rapid City simply did what many other cities do in designating a small stretch of freeway as an interstate so that the federal government will build and maintain it, much like Tacoma's I-705 or Portland's branch of I-405. After getting off the Interstate, it was just a few blocks to Jon and Sheena's apartment. Google Street View had pictures of Columbus Street, so I was already familiar with the corner where I needed to ride up onto the crosswalk about a third of a block into the front yard of Jon and Sheena's place.
Jon and I had previously discussed this, so I knew I could stash my motorcycle behind the hedge out front. I took my bags inside for safety, but motorcycles are easy to steal, so I was glad to have a secluded hideaway for it. Not to mention it was shady, so the seat wouldn't take a beating from full sunlight all day long. Having saddlebags that can be zipped off was never more convenient than this time. I was able to carry everything up in one trip, they had a convenient closet in the living room where I was able to keep all of my stuff out of the way.
I had arrived.
There is plenty more to say, but for the sake of keeping this digestible, I'm dividing it into three portions, next will be my short stay in South Dakota, and after that I will write about the journey home.
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